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Nirvana · 04-27-2010, 08:03 PM

Quote:

He said: "Who fucked up your hair ?"

LMFAO!

xoxoxoBruce · 04-30-2010, 07:21 PM

Comic puzzle.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-30-2010, 09:40 PM

Libertarian pets

skysidhe · 04-30-2010, 09:52 PM

haha good one merc

Aliantha · 05-01-2010, 07:55 AM

Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.

This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that Victoria Bitter!"

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into the hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Johnno looked disgustedly at Davo whose wish had been granted.

After a long, tension-filled moment Johnno said, "Nice going Davo! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."

toranokaze · 05-02-2010, 12:39 PM

FTW there bruce

HungLikeJesus · 05-02-2010, 01:43 PM

"f**k the world"?

LJ · 05-02-2010, 01:58 PM

For the win

Elspode · 05-02-2010, 11:32 PM

Yeah, FTW was fuck the world when I was growing up, too. I still have a hard time getting used to the new usage.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-03-2010, 12:02 AM

Shit, I have to Google them most of the time to figure out what the fuck they are trying to say. Even that isn't conclusive, as there is often more than one definition for any given combination of letters, so I assume the worst.

lumberjim · 05-03-2010, 12:11 AM

FTMFW

for the mother fucking win

piercehawkeye45 · 05-03-2010, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Yeah, FTW was fuck the world when I was growing up, too. I still have a hard time getting used to the new usage.

Fuck the world has turned into Fuck my life or FML. Me! Me! Me!

HungLikeJesus · 05-03-2010, 08:28 AM

And NWTF is North West Turkey Farm, or National Wild Turkey Federation.

ZenGum · 05-03-2010, 09:09 AM

In other news, the Wyoming Tourism Federation is considering a rebranding move.

Shawnee123 · 05-03-2010, 09:13 AM

Then, there's TWF!

04-30-2010, 07:21 PM	#3422
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Comic puzzle. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-30-2010, 09:40 PM	#3423
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Libertarian pets Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-01-2010, 07:55 AM	#3425
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that Victoria Bitter!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into the hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Johnno looked disgustedly at Davo whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment Johnno said, "Nice going Davo! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat." __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-02-2010, 12:39 PM	#3426
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	FTW there bruce __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

05-02-2010, 01:43 PM	#3427
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	"f**k the world"? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

04-30-2010, 09:52 PM	#3424
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	haha good one merc

05-02-2010, 01:58 PM	#3428
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	For the win __________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens

05-02-2010, 11:32 PM	#3429
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Yeah, FTW was fuck the world when I was growing up, too. I still have a hard time getting used to the new usage. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-03-2010, 12:02 AM	#3430
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Shit, I have to Google them most of the time to figure out what the fuck they are trying to say. Even that isn't conclusive, as there is often more than one definition for any given combination of letters, so I assume the worst. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-03-2010, 12:11 AM	#3431
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	FTMFW for the mother fucking win __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-03-2010, 08:28 AM	#3433
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	And NWTF is North West Turkey Farm, or National Wild Turkey Federation. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-03-2010, 09:09 AM	#3434
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	In other news, the Wyoming Tourism Federation is considering a rebranding move. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-03-2010, 09:13 AM	#3435
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Then, there's TWF! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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