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05-25-2010, 02:34 AM
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Marriage quotes
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings": * The Engagement Ring * The Wedding Ring * The Suffe-Ring * The Endu-Ring |
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05-25-2010, 10:36 AM
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A man walks into a sex shop and tells the woman behind the counter he's looking for a blow up doll.
The woman asks "Would you like a christian or muslim doll?" Confused the man says "What's the difference?" "Well," replies the woman, "the muslim one blows herself up!"
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05-26-2010, 07:42 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Mommy, Mommy, what happened to all your scabs?
Shut up, and eat your corn flakes.
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05-26-2010, 10:28 AM
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Who were the world's fastest readers?
The World Trade Center employees. Reason: They can go through dozens of stories in less than 10 seconds.
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05-27-2010, 09:19 AM
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On one fine night, Charlie Chaplin went to fancy dress competition............He won seventh prize!!!
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05-28-2010, 05:49 AM
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Daddy, I need to poo.
NO Daddy, I need to poo. NO Daddy, I need to poo. OK, I'll take my dick out.
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05-28-2010, 06:13 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Well, it did say tasteless jokes.
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05-28-2010, 06:41 AM
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That's why I posted it here.
And although it's tasteless, I dare say it leaves a shitty taste in the mouth.
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05-28-2010, 10:17 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Quote:
I think you won the thread! 
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05-28-2010, 10:49 AM
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I'm happy to have brought you a bit of fun.
I'm usually a winner when it comes to tasteless jokes  even at my own expense
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05-30-2010, 09:37 AM
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Daddy,Daddy,why is Mummy running right and left through the garden?
Shut the fuck up and give me another magazine!
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05-31-2010, 03:06 AM
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A Chew Toy For The First Dog
Among those who will receive gifts from the Obamas this Christmas is Bo, the First Dog. The Obamas will give Bo a chew toy. Coincidentally, this is also the same present they will give Joe Biden. |
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06-01-2010, 12:53 AM
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Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
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06-01-2010, 03:13 AM
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A young boy comes to his father:
"Daddy, I've just made love!" "Oh! Really?! And when will you do it again?" "Well, I don't really know, my asshole is very sore..."
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06-01-2010, 11:19 AM
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Q: What do you do after shaking the hand of a leper?
A: You give it back
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