The WTF NSFW thread - Page 189

Gravdigr · 07-13-2010, 03:09 PM

OK, If you think you are brave enough, Click this. Scroll down a bit to the video under the ad.

Needless to say, THIS IS NOT SFW. It's not safe for anywhere, as a matter of fact. It's just plain not safe, period, I think.

Thank me later.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-13-2010, 05:06 PM

You don't think Zengum went there to teach, do you?

ZenGum · 07-14-2010, 07:56 AM

Even by Japanese standards, that guy is a &%$#ing freak.

I must concede that the tentacle sex meme has been in Japanese culture for centuries.

squirell nutkin · 07-14-2010, 09:44 AM

What is that all about anyway?

Gravdigr · 07-14-2010, 03:46 PM

Exactly how does one bring up the subject of stuffing an octopus up your girlfriends twat?

"Hey, honey? What do you want to do tonight?"

"I don't know, I'm bored to death with everything we do."

"How about I shove eight hundred live eels up your bum, and then you can shit them out while I film it? How about that?"

Gravdigr · 07-14-2010, 03:54 PM

"Hey, look, I caught a carp!"

"Great! Let's take it home, and you can film it sucking milk outta my bunghole."

xoxoxoBruce · 07-14-2010, 04:07 PM

40 years ago I saw 8mm movies of non-Asians with eels... nothing new under the sun.

squirell nutkin · 07-14-2010, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

40 years ago I saw 8mm movies of non-Asians with eels... nothing new under the sun.

Well of course Bruce, the Japanese are famous for copying other's ideas...

ZenGum · 07-16-2010, 07:00 AM

Yes, but the Japanese eels are smaller, faster, cheaper, more reliable, and have hello kitty images on them.

Buddhism is ambivalent about sex, Shinto cheerfully embraces it. So the Japanese have never had the degree of guilt or shame about sex that is found in the west.

This little gem, The Dream Of The Fisherman's Wife, was done circa 1814.

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Gravdigr · 07-19-2010, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Yes, but the Japanese eels are smaller, faster, cheaper, more reliable,...

I read 'smaller' as 'smarter'...as in "smarter, faster, cheaper, more reliable"...it sounded like an ad for "The Six Million Dollar Eel".

Gravdigr · 07-19-2010, 03:27 PM

Found this at AwkwardStockPhotos.com.

Someone must've told this kid to 'get a grip'.

Ibby · 07-20-2010, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Excuse me, miss?

Source:

Gravdigr · 07-20-2010, 05:08 AM

Kewl.

Pooka · 07-20-2010, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Yes, but the Japanese eels are smaller, faster, cheaper, more reliable, and have hello kitty images on them.

Buddhism is ambivalent about sex, Shinto cheerfully embraces it. So the Japanese have never had the degree of guilt or shame about sex that is found in the west.

This little gem, The Dream Of The Fisherman's Wife, was done circa 1814.

Attachment 28732

I've thought about this picture since I was 17 and say Henry and June... it totally warped my mind and shapped how I think of oral sex... for the better I might add... is that icky of me?

xoxoxoBruce · 07-20-2010, 10:47 PM

Of course not. Well not unless maybe your actually using an octopus.

07-13-2010, 03:09 PM	#2821
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	This is just so WTF, it may deserve it's own thread OK, If you think you are brave enough, Click this. Scroll down a bit to the video under the ad. Needless to say, THIS IS NOT SFW. It's not safe for anywhere, as a matter of fact. It's just plain not safe, period, I think. Thank me later. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-13-2010, 05:06 PM	#2822
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You don't think Zengum went there to teach, do you? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-14-2010, 07:56 AM	#2823
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Even by Japanese standards, that guy is a &%$#ing freak. I must concede that the tentacle sex meme has been in Japanese culture for centuries. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-14-2010, 09:44 AM	#2824
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	What is that all about anyway? __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

07-14-2010, 03:46 PM	#2825
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Exactly how does one bring up the subject of stuffing an octopus up your girlfriends twat? "Hey, honey? What do you want to do tonight?" "I don't know, I'm bored to death with everything we do." "How about I shove eight hundred live eels up your bum, and then you can shit them out while I film it? How about that?" __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-14-2010, 03:54 PM	#2826
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"Hey, look, I caught a carp!" "Great! Let's take it home, and you can film it sucking milk outta my bunghole." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-14-2010, 04:07 PM	#2827
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	40 years ago I saw 8mm movies of non-Asians with eels... nothing new under the sun. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-16-2010, 07:00 AM	#2829
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Yes, but the Japanese eels are smaller, faster, cheaper, more reliable, and have hello kitty images on them. Buddhism is ambivalent about sex, Shinto cheerfully embraces it. So the Japanese have never had the degree of guilt or shame about sex that is found in the west. This little gem, The Dream Of The Fisherman's Wife, was done circa 1814. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-19-2010, 03:27 PM	#2831
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Found this at AwkwardStockPhotos.com. Someone must've told this kid to 'get a grip'. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-20-2010, 05:08 AM	#2833
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Kewl. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-20-2010, 10:47 PM	#2835
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Of course not. Well not unless maybe your actually using an octopus. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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