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08-15-2010, 08:43 AM
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Now, I feel better knowing that I'm not the only one a bit touched in the head.
Of course, this movie will be a "must see" next year
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08-18-2010, 10:31 AM
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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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1978 vs. 2010
1978: Long hair 2010: Longing for hair 1978: KEG 2010: EKG 1978: Acid rock 2010: Acid reflux 1978: Moving to California because it's cool 2010: Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1978: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2010: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1978: Seeds and stems 2010: Roughage 1978: Hoping for a BMW 2010: Hoping for a BM 1978: Going to a new, hip joint 2010: Receiving a new hip joint 1978: Rolling Stones 2010: Kidney Stones 1978: Screw the system 2010: Upgrade the system 1978: Disco 2010: Costco 1978: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2010: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1978: Passing the drivers' test 2010: Passing the vision test 1978: Whatever 2010: Depends
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08-18-2010, 11:18 AM
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Nearly done.
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Two flies were sitting on (I'm sorry about this) some dog shit. Suddenly one of them farts and the other looks at him disgusted, "Do you mind", he says, "I'm trying to eat my dinner here".
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08-18-2010, 11:37 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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*YOU'RE* sorry?!
 
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08-18-2010, 01:40 PM
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08-18-2010, 02:07 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Haven't been to the politics forums lately?
 That's a great joke. I'll tell my nieces!
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08-18-2010, 02:33 PM
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08-19-2010, 04:16 AM
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Unless I'm sadly mistaken, I never saw Europe in any of those pictures...
But I don't understand why rain clouds do not have an interest into getting that girl wet... 
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08-19-2010, 04:21 AM
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Rhianne, IF you ever think that a joke will be offensive to someone, feel free to post it into the "Tasteless Jokes" thread in the "Entertainment" forum.
There, you'll see some jokes that are truly offensive.
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08-19-2010, 02:08 PM
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Back in 10
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Alas, where has all our innocence gone?
While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's lap and walked over to the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man's, he said, I know how you feel. My mom makes me ride in the stroller too..' ***** As I was nursing my baby, my cousin's six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having seen anyone breast feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing. After mulling over my answers, she remarked, 'My mom has some of those, but I don't think she knows how to use them..' ***** Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful. 'In ten years,' I said, 'you'll want to be with your friends and you won't go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now. Carolyn shrugged. 'In ten years you'll be too old to do all those things anyway.' ****** Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children.. One day, I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her needle. 'No, no, no!' she screamed. 'Lizzie,' scolded her mother, 'that's not polite behavior.' With that, the girl yelled even louder, 'No, thank you! No, thank you! ****** On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson innocently said to my son, 'Dad, I know babies come from mommies' tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?' After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust, 'You don't have to make up something, Dad. It's okay if you don't know the answer.' ***** Just before I was deployed to Iraq , I sat my eight-year-old son down and broke the news to him. 'I'm going to be away for a long time,' I told him. 'I'm going to Iraq .' 'Why?' he asked. 'Don't you know there's a war going on over there?' ***** Paul Newman founded the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp for children stricken with cancer, AIDS, and blood diseases. One afternoon, he and his wife, Joanne Woodward, stopped by to have lunch with the kids. A counselor at a nearby table, suspecting the young patients wouldn't know Newman was a famous movie star, explained, That's the man who made this camp possible. Maybe you've seen his picture on his salad dressing bottle?' Blank stares.'Well, you've probably seen his face on his lemonade carton.' An eight-year-old girl perked up. 'How long was he missing?' ***** .... God's Problem Now: His wife's graveside service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little, old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.
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08-20-2010, 01:37 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Houston, TX
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That guy's expression was hilarious.
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08-20-2010, 01:13 PM
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changed his status to single
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hahaha - a rhinocerous. brilliant.
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