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12-27-2010, 08:59 AM
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a beautiful fool
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from my friend's facebook via his 13 year old son:
What color does a Smurf turn when you choke it?
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12-27-2010, 09:05 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Ha! My friend's younger brother told me once he had a job as a lifeguard, but some "blue kid" got him fired.
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12-27-2010, 09:10 AM
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a beautiful fool
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oh dayum
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12-27-2010, 11:51 AM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Women should not have children after 35.
35 children are plenty.
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12-28-2010, 12:36 PM
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a beautiful fool
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12-28-2010, 12:40 PM
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a beautiful fool
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fuck. sitting at my desk crying... I have to stop reading them.
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12-28-2010, 01:04 PM
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a beautiful fool
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12-30-2010, 09:01 PM
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Master Dwellar
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Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa’s flying skills to the test…The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolph’s nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa’s weight and balance calculations for the sled’s enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa’s surprise, a shotgun. “What’s that for?!?” asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, “I’m not supposed to tell you this ahead of time,” as he leaned over to whisper in Santa’s ear, “but you’re gonna lose an engine on takeoff.”
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12-30-2010, 09:25 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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12-30-2010, 10:22 PM
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There are over 160 pages of this shit and I can't make it past page 16! UNCLE! I surrender, please. I'm scaring the dogs and probably the neighbors with the insane howling laughter. .... <breathe> ok.... ok.... jeebus.
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12-30-2010, 11:16 PM
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Master Dwellar
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my thoughts exactly!
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12-30-2010, 11:46 PM
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Vivacious Vivisectionist
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lmao. Wherever that happened, I see the Edge symbol.. bet they're some country-type folk.
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12-30-2010, 11:48 PM
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Touring the facilities
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The plains of Colorado
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What's wrong with country type folk?
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12-31-2010, 07:37 PM
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Vivacious Vivisectionist
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*phew* |
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12-31-2010, 07:53 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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      J/K
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