Tasteless Jokes - Page 31

Cloud · 03-23-2011, 03:26 PM

we should be getting some great new Godzilla films out of Japan in the next few years!

(maybe not exactly a joke, but certainly tasteless)

monster · 03-23-2011, 05:51 PM

BBC: Why do people tell sick jokes about tragedies

Clodfobble · 03-23-2011, 06:43 PM

Unrelated to the article, but at the bottom I noticed this:

Quote:

Below is a selection of your comments.

I wish more news organizations would do this. We can allow the well-reasoned dissenting comments, but clear out the spam and illiterate/racist nonsense, while still maintaining our Web 2-point-schmo credibility, right?

footfootfoot · 03-23-2011, 06:47 PM

You're so highbrow. I went straight to sickipedia. Admittedly, I was disappointed but at least I tried.

GunMaster357 · 04-05-2011, 04:41 AM

What has more brain than Kurt Cobain?

His ceiling.

plthijinx · 04-25-2011, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunMaster357

What has more brain than Kurt Cobain?

His ceiling.

saw his jacket at the hard rock cafe in las vegas years ago. shame what he did. join the "27 club" and all. joplin, morrison, hendrix....cobain. who have i forgotten?

Gravdigr · 04-28-2011, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunMaster357

What has more brain than Kurt Cobain?

His ceiling.

I heard it "What's red and white, and has more brains than Kurt Cobain? Kurt Cobain's living room wall."

Still funneh, tho. And tasteless.

GunMaster357 · 05-03-2011, 12:04 PM

What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?

We’d eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

casimendocina · 05-04-2011, 07:53 AM

This one was used as an icebreaker during a language class that I attended a couple of weeks ago. I can guarantee you that it is the only thing from that class that anyone will remember.

Q: What is the difference between a vet and a dentist?
A: Vets can't marry their patients.

classicman · 05-04-2011, 09:59 AM

BREAKING NEWS

All mini-marts, convenient stores, hotels, Duncan Donuts and 7-11's will be closed this week due to death in family.

Spexxvet · 05-04-2011, 10:04 AM

What's 3 feet tall, is black and blue, and gives great head?

My ten year old son.

GunMaster357 · 05-04-2011, 05:50 PM

Pippa Middleton's arse is like a JK Rowling book.

You know Harry's going to be in it.

GunMaster357 · 05-05-2011, 04:08 AM

The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.

The Royal Honeymoon, live on RedTube.

Sheldonrs · 05-05-2011, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunMaster357

The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.

The Royal Honeymoon, live on RedTube.

The Royal colonoscopy, live on InnerTube.

infinite monkey · 05-05-2011, 10:47 AM

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

You don't know, man, you weren't THERE!

(In my defense, the VVs I've told this joke to thought it was pretty funny.)

03-23-2011, 03:26 PM	#451
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	we should be getting some great new Godzilla films out of Japan in the next few years! (maybe not exactly a joke, but certainly tasteless) __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

03-23-2011, 05:51 PM	#452
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	BBC: Why do people tell sick jokes about tragedies __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-23-2011, 06:47 PM	#454
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You're so highbrow. I went straight to sickipedia. Admittedly, I was disappointed but at least I tried. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-05-2011, 04:41 AM	#455
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	What has more brain than Kurt Cobain? His ceiling. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

05-03-2011, 12:04 PM	#458
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys? We’d eat pussy every Thanksgiving. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

05-04-2011, 07:53 AM	#459
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	This one was used as an icebreaker during a language class that I attended a couple of weeks ago. I can guarantee you that it is the only thing from that class that anyone will remember. Q: What is the difference between a vet and a dentist? A: Vets can't marry their patients.

05-04-2011, 09:59 AM	#460
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	BREAKING NEWS All mini-marts, convenient stores, hotels, Duncan Donuts and 7-11's will be closed this week due to death in family. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-04-2011, 10:04 AM	#461
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	What's 3 feet tall, is black and blue, and gives great head? My ten year old son. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

05-04-2011, 05:50 PM	#462
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Pippa Middleton's arse is like a JK Rowling book. You know Harry's going to be in it. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

05-05-2011, 04:08 AM	#463
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube. The Royal Honeymoon, live on RedTube. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

05-05-2011, 10:47 AM	#465
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb. You don't know, man, you weren't THERE! (In my defense, the VVs I've told this joke to thought it was pretty funny.)

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