Revenge ideas needed!

SamIam · 04-07-2011, 11:01 AM

Let me preface this little story by telling you all that I am very well aware of the importance of being on time - especially if I am the one who is supposed to open up in the morning. I do not believe my ADHD gives me a "get out of jail free card" over this issue. If you would like to write an essay on how everyone needs to be prompt and not show up late, please start a new thread and post your thoughts there. However, if anyone has any tips on getting places on time, I'd love to see them!

OK. This morning I simply couldn't wake up. I am a night owl, and my adderall makes this situation worse. I can seldom fall asleep before 1:00am or 2:00am in the morning. If I have to get up at 6:30am, I am just a mess. I barely can crawl out of my bed, I drink my coffee and stare off into space, thinking about all sorts of things, none of which have anything to do with getting to work on time. I have caught myself falling back to sleep, sitting upright on the sofa, coffee cup in hand.

Well, today was one of those mornings, and I got to work 10 minutes late which made me 10 minutes late opening up the motel. About a half hour after I got there, the owner showed up to collect yesterday's cash and deposit it in the bank. Apparently Motel Maintenance Man (3M) had zipped out of his room (3M lives at the motel, so HE's never late for work), and told the owner that I was late and that a potential customer had come to the door and left because it was closed.

I have a VERY hard time swallowing 3M's story. Anything is possible, but in the 6 months I've worked here I have NEVER had a customer check in before 9:00am. And only a few people have come THAT early. Housekeeping doesn't even finish cleaning up the rooms until noon; check out time is at 11:00am. I have had to tell early bird customers to come back later when we will have a room ready for them.

So, I think 3M told the owner some fairy tale just so he could twist the knife in my back a little better. Personally, I never would report a co-worker for being 10 minutes late - even if they were relieving me of my shift. I want to do something really mean to 3M. I always knew he was a jerk, and now I know he is an asshole in addition.

Right now, I'm having lots of revenge fantasies and feeling very frustrated over my inability to be consistantly on time for stuff - especially work. Not a good start to the day.

So, I came to the experts - The Cellar! I need you guys to help me out with creative revenge fantasies - the meaner the better!

monster · 04-07-2011, 11:07 AM

Superglue his room door shut for a start. Get the lock changed while he's out

monster · 04-07-2011, 11:08 AM

Put Nair in his shampoo.

monster · 04-07-2011, 11:10 AM

(Set your clocks fast. Works for me, even though I know they are fast it still jolts me out of the door when I look up and see we're late already)

jimhelm · 04-07-2011, 11:23 AM

be nice to him. befriend him. mean it.

monster · 04-07-2011, 11:28 AM

put cling film over the toilet bowl
hide shrimp tails in the air conditioner
keep unfixing things he's fixed
put a banana in the tailpipe of his car

BrianR · 04-07-2011, 11:51 AM

go into one unspecified room, take apart the sink faucet and break the O-ring between the hot and cold water. That'll keep him busy for months!

SamIam · 04-07-2011, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

be nice to him. befriend him. mean it.

Oh, grasshopper, since when have you become a Zen master? Actually, up to now, I have always tried to be friendly with him and make small talk and comment on what a good job he's done on the bedbugs in room 4.

His response to this has been to knife me in the back. I know all that crap about right living and praying for your enemies, but I have no patience with someone whom I now know is all too willing to do their worst given the chance. In fact 3M just came into the office, and I was so cool toward him, his big ol' bushy beard froze. Fuck him.

Keep going, Monster!

monster · 04-07-2011, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianR

go into one unspecified room, take apart the sink faucet and break the O-ring between the hot and cold water. That'll keep him busy for months!

needs to be his room

footfootfoot · 04-07-2011, 12:01 PM

FTW (permanently) mail a bag of dope from him to the wrong person including an inculpatory note. Maybe the name on the package is john doe but the address is the local cop shop. The note might include the mention of owed $ for previous sales...

monster · 04-07-2011, 12:02 PM

hide alarm clocks all over his room set to go off every hour in the night.
put rice krispies in his bed.
put ads on craigslist with his phone number for bargains and for young blonde exchange-student tourists looking for a local guide to show them the hotspots....

Sheldonrs · 04-07-2011, 12:03 PM

Fuck him in the ass and don't bother to thank him. Oh, wait, that's my revenge SEX idea.

monster · 04-07-2011, 12:05 PM

place an ad with his address and room # asking for suplliers of viagra and extra small condoms....

there are many things to be achieved with local free ads

report him dui anonymously

monster · 04-07-2011, 12:05 PM

give sheldon his number

monster · 04-07-2011, 12:06 PM

Tell us your deep dark secret but don't tell him......

04-07-2011, 11:01 AM	#1
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Revenge ideas needed! Let me preface this little story by telling you all that I am very well aware of the importance of being on time - especially if I am the one who is supposed to open up in the morning. I do not believe my ADHD gives me a "get out of jail free card" over this issue. If you would like to write an essay on how everyone needs to be prompt and not show up late, please start a new thread and post your thoughts there. However, if anyone has any tips on getting places on time, I'd love to see them! OK. This morning I simply couldn't wake up. I am a night owl, and my adderall makes this situation worse. I can seldom fall asleep before 1:00am or 2:00am in the morning. If I have to get up at 6:30am, I am just a mess. I barely can crawl out of my bed, I drink my coffee and stare off into space, thinking about all sorts of things, none of which have anything to do with getting to work on time. I have caught myself falling back to sleep, sitting upright on the sofa, coffee cup in hand. Well, today was one of those mornings, and I got to work 10 minutes late which made me 10 minutes late opening up the motel. About a half hour after I got there, the owner showed up to collect yesterday's cash and deposit it in the bank. Apparently Motel Maintenance Man (3M) had zipped out of his room (3M lives at the motel, so HE's never late for work), and told the owner that I was late and that a potential customer had come to the door and left because it was closed. I have a VERY hard time swallowing 3M's story. Anything is possible, but in the 6 months I've worked here I have NEVER had a customer check in before 9:00am. And only a few people have come THAT early. Housekeeping doesn't even finish cleaning up the rooms until noon; check out time is at 11:00am. I have had to tell early bird customers to come back later when we will have a room ready for them. So, I think 3M told the owner some fairy tale just so he could twist the knife in my back a little better. Personally, I never would report a co-worker for being 10 minutes late - even if they were relieving me of my shift. I want to do something really mean to 3M. I always knew he was a jerk, and now I know he is an asshole in addition. Right now, I'm having lots of revenge fantasies and feeling very frustrated over my inability to be consistantly on time for stuff - especially work. Not a good start to the day. So, I came to the experts - The Cellar! I need you guys to help me out with creative revenge fantasies - the meaner the better! Last edited by SamIam; 04-07-2011 at 11:07 AM.

04-07-2011, 11:07 AM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Superglue his room door shut for a start. Get the lock changed while he's out __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-07-2011, 11:08 AM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Put Nair in his shampoo. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-07-2011, 11:10 AM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	(Set your clocks fast. Works for me, even though I know they are fast it still jolts me out of the door when I look up and see we're late already) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-07-2011, 11:23 AM	#5
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	be nice to him. befriend him. mean it. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

04-07-2011, 11:28 AM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	put cling film over the toilet bowl hide shrimp tails in the air conditioner keep unfixing things he's fixed put a banana in the tailpipe of his car __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-07-2011, 11:51 AM	#7
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	go into one unspecified room, take apart the sink faucet and break the O-ring between the hot and cold water. That'll keep him busy for months! __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

04-07-2011, 12:01 PM	#10
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	FTW (permanently) mail a bag of dope from him to the wrong person including an inculpatory note. Maybe the name on the package is john doe but the address is the local cop shop. The note might include the mention of owed $ for previous sales... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-07-2011, 12:02 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	hide alarm clocks all over his room set to go off every hour in the night. put rice krispies in his bed. put ads on craigslist with his phone number for bargains and for young blonde exchange-student tourists looking for a local guide to show them the hotspots.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-07-2011, 12:03 PM	#12
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Fuck him in the ass and don't bother to thank him. Oh, wait, that's my revenge SEX idea. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-07-2011, 12:05 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	place an ad with his address and room # asking for suplliers of viagra and extra small condoms.... there are many things to be achieved with local free ads report him dui anonymously __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-07-2011, 12:05 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	give sheldon his number __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-07-2011, 12:06 PM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Tell us your deep dark secret but don't tell him...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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