You've got 11 days until rapture - Page 8

footfootfoot · 05-20-2011, 11:06 AM

I think I finally nailed down the proper dosage...

HungLikeJesus · 05-20-2011, 11:14 AM

I plan to just keep setting my clock back and the wave will just go right around me.

monster · 05-20-2011, 11:33 AM

pre-raptured. I like it. No, your honour, I didn't murder him, he was preraptured and I was just assisting. he said i could have his jewellery.

So, if it's like a big mexican wave all around the world, could you be in at the beginning and then fly backwards a bit and get re-raptured? Maybe you could even repent en route.....?

Sheldonrs · 05-20-2011, 11:34 AM

I've got 18 hours to find Matt Damon and a can of crisco!

monster · 05-20-2011, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I plan to just keep setting my clock back and the wave will just go right around me.

will you get younger?

HungLikeJesus · 05-20-2011, 11:36 AM

Question for the organizers: What about my Netflix disks? I have two at home that I haven't watched. Maybe I should switch to the streaming only option. Will that still be available?

infinite monkey · 05-20-2011, 11:40 AM

The way I see it, we get 5 months until The End of Days© so I'd say watch them at your leisure.

Something I'm going to do post-rapture is to pronounce leisure "leasure." I'm converting to British after the rapture.

monster · 05-20-2011, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

The way I see it, we get 5 months until The End of Days© so I'd say watch them at your leisure.

Something I'm going to do post-rapture is to pronounce leisure "leasure." I'm converting to British after the rapture.

we don't pronounce it leasure.

think French "Les jours"

infinite monkey · 05-20-2011, 11:48 AM

Lay jurors?

You know, lezzzzzhure. Rhymes with pleasure.

Well, Robert Scorpio on General Hospital said it that way.

monster · 05-20-2011, 11:54 AM

yeah, rhymes with pleasure. but leasure doesn't

infinite monkey · 05-20-2011, 11:59 AM

I don't know how to do phonetics. I dropped that class in college. It was my last requirement for a minor in English but it was not only sooooooooooo boring it was on Thursday morning and as Wednesday was the big party night because mostly there weren't classes on Thursday morning (because of chapel) and I just couldn't make it.

So I wish I could explain how I say pleasure and leisure and how I'm going to speak differently after the rapture, but I can't.

I wonder how bad the roads will be? I might try to get to MI, say mid-June? I guess it won't even have to be a weekend, though there will probably still be students wanting their refund checks.

HungLikeJesus · 05-20-2011, 12:02 PM

How do you pronounce rapture? With a long a, like ape?

infinite monkey · 05-20-2011, 12:05 PM

Yes, and I pronounce ass with a long a.

monster · 05-20-2011, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I wonder how bad the roads will be? I might try to get to MI, say mid-June? I guess it won't even have to be a weekend, though there will probably still be students wanting their refund checks.

Well if the predictions are accurate they may be a little torn up with earthquake fissures. However

They keep predicting fuck-off tornadoes that never happen. Bunch of bloody drama queens. What are the chances of them being any more accurate with this earthquake thing?
How would we tell the fucking difference? I have to count passengers everytime I hit a pothole, make sure I didn't lose any

SamIam · 05-20-2011, 01:51 PM

Ummm... Who do you think will have best rapture coverage? Fox or CNN?

05-20-2011, 11:06 AM	#106
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05-20-2011, 11:14 AM	#107
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I plan to just keep setting my clock back and the wave will just go right around me. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-20-2011, 11:33 AM	#108
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	pre-raptured. I like it. No, your honour, I didn't murder him, he was preraptured and I was just assisting. he said i could have his jewellery. So, if it's like a big mexican wave all around the world, could you be in at the beginning and then fly backwards a bit and get re-raptured? Maybe you could even repent en route.....? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-20-2011, 11:34 AM	#109
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I've got 18 hours to find Matt Damon and a can of crisco! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

05-20-2011, 11:36 AM	#111
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Question for the organizers: What about my Netflix disks? I have two at home that I haven't watched. Maybe I should switch to the streaming only option. Will that still be available? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-20-2011, 11:40 AM	#112
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	The way I see it, we get 5 months until The End of Days© so I'd say watch them at your leisure. Something I'm going to do post-rapture is to pronounce leisure "leasure." I'm converting to British after the rapture.

05-20-2011, 11:48 AM	#114
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Lay jurors? You know, lezzzzzhure. Rhymes with pleasure. Well, Robert Scorpio on General Hospital said it that way.

05-20-2011, 11:54 AM	#115
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yeah, rhymes with pleasure. but leasure doesn't __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-20-2011, 11:59 AM	#116
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I don't know how to do phonetics. I dropped that class in college. It was my last requirement for a minor in English but it was not only sooooooooooo boring it was on Thursday morning and as Wednesday was the big party night because mostly there weren't classes on Thursday morning (because of chapel) and I just couldn't make it. So I wish I could explain how I say pleasure and leisure and how I'm going to speak differently after the rapture, but I can't. I wonder how bad the roads will be? I might try to get to MI, say mid-June? I guess it won't even have to be a weekend, though there will probably still be students wanting their refund checks.

05-20-2011, 12:02 PM	#117
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	How do you pronounce rapture? With a long a, like ape? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-20-2011, 12:05 PM	#118
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Yes, and I pronounce ass with a long a.

05-20-2011, 01:51 PM	#120
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Ummm... Who do you think will have best rapture coverage? Fox or CNN?

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