Europeans, do you smell each others' farts?

[Spexxvet]

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=735913#post735913

Well here's a fundamentally rude concept. Talking only about farts, and not burps, could you smell someone's fart and say that there is a generations-long Frenchman or German or Portuguese or what have you?

Because us Americans, we can't smell where anybody's from, we eat beans so much and we're such a gassy country and all.

[casimendocina]

So not Europeans and not farts, but in the same area. John Saffran, Australia's resident described white, geeky, lefto, pinkie, cultural jew did a show called Race Relations. In this particular episode, if I remember correctly, he put forward the hypothesis that we are attracted to people by their smell and certain races smell different to one another...so he collected the underwear of a Asians and Eurasians and then did a sniff test to see if that was an indicator of racial preference in a sexual partner.



This was not the most bizarre thing he did in the series-for more, youtube John Saffran Race Relations or on the religous side of things John Saffran vs God.

[monster]

Europeans do not fart. In an extreme emergency, some may pass gas, but mostly we just keep it in, which is why we look the way we do. Although still not as bloated as Americans look.

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by monster

Europeans do not fart. In an extreme emergency, some may pass gas, but mostly we just keep it in, which is why we look the way we do. Although still not as bloated as Americans look.

That bloating is not from gas, we fart all the time (explains global warming). The head blaoting is from our brains. The body bloating is obesity.

[GunMaster357]

How to make a fortune?

Buy a French guy at his real price.



Then sell him at his own estimated price.