Cellarizing Real Life

monster · 09-12-2011, 09:00 PM

Swimmer Girl's fellow team member posted a pic of the coach's new puppy in the team Facebook group. I was gonna post a recipe........

jimhelm · 09-12-2011, 09:04 PM

These are called "inhibitions", monster. They are stronger in the abscence of beer.

ZenGum · 09-13-2011, 12:35 AM

No, they're called "snacks" and they're tastier in the presence of sweet chilli sauce.

Aliantha · 09-13-2011, 01:38 AM

When Mav dislocated his finger I kept wanting to say, "I'm not sorry about ur finger", but I figured he'd just think I was mean.

ZenGum · 09-13-2011, 03:45 AM

Maybe "serves you right for not cleaning out the tank filter like you said you would" might have been more effective.

Especially if followed up with "...remember, kid, you've got nine more of those left." [Ominous stare]

DanaC · 09-13-2011, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Maybe "serves you right for not cleaning out the tank filter like you said you would" might have been more effective.

Especially if followed up with "...remember, kid, you've got nine more of those left." [Ominous stare]

Dark.

Beest · 09-13-2011, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Maybe "serves you right for not cleaning out the tank filter like you said you would" might have been more effective.

Especially if followed up with "...remember, kid, you've got nine more of those left." [Ominous stare]

wait, puppies come in a ten pack, if you don't clean out the tank filter

TheMercenary · 09-13-2011, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

When Mav dislocated his finger I kept wanting to say, "I'm not sorry about ur finger", but I figured he'd just think I was mean.

Aliantha · 09-13-2011, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Maybe "serves you right for not cleaning out the tank filter like you said you would" might have been more effective.

Especially if followed up with "...remember, kid, you've got nine more of those left." [Ominous stare]

Haha...the finger thing happened ages ago. I can post a pic if you like. It was pretty gross looking.

monster · 09-29-2011, 07:39 PM

So my kids' school has a huge papier mache whale hanging near the general office, near several favorite meeting spots. And where several hallways meet. it was made by kids as part of a Focus Study. We like to give directions around the school using the whale as a landmark. who wouldn't? Scrip Store is held near the whale.

Scrip now has a facebook presence. So I decided to create a page for the whale that people can check in at/that I can enter as an official location for the Scrip Store.

Now all I want to do is make shark/dophin and particularly whale penis jokes.......

I'mm'a get kicked out of that place, one of these days......

..and no it doesn't.

Spexxvet · 10-03-2011, 12:43 PM

This past weekend I told people about the Gordon Ramsey doppleganger porn star dwarf who was found dead in the badger (was it badger?) den. Someone said "I think you have a different internet than the rest of us", and someone else said "what were you searching for to run across that?"

Sundae · 10-03-2011, 12:55 PM

One of our teachers said she objected to the Charlie and Lola cartoons and books because of the horrible grammar.
They're written that way to sound like children.

I said, "You don't read much on the internet, do you?"
Although I wasn't thinking of the Cellar, it being a haven in this respect.

zippyt · 10-04-2011, 12:10 AM

..and no it doesn't. YET !!!
Someone said "I think you have a different internet than the rest of us", and someone else said "what were you searching for to run across that?" I Get the same reaction , But the folks I work with Know im Weird !!??!!

Spexxvet · 10-04-2011, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

..and no it doesn't. YET !!!
Someone said "I think you have a different internet than the rest of us", and someone else said "what were you searching for to run across that?" I Get the same reaction , But the folks I work with Know im Weird !!??!!

I hide it well, IRL.

monster · 10-04-2011, 08:51 AM

yeah, I find my friends strangely lacking in knowledge of just what is out there.

09-12-2011, 09:00 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Cellarizing Real Life Swimmer Girl's fellow team member posted a pic of the coach's new puppy in the team Facebook group. I was gonna post a recipe........ __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-12-2011, 09:04 PM	#2
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	These are called "inhibitions", monster. They are stronger in the abscence of beer. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

09-13-2011, 12:35 AM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	No, they're called "snacks" and they're tastier in the presence of sweet chilli sauce. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-13-2011, 01:38 AM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	When Mav dislocated his finger I kept wanting to say, "I'm not sorry about ur finger", but I figured he'd just think I was mean. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

09-13-2011, 03:45 AM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Maybe "serves you right for not cleaning out the tank filter like you said you would" might have been more effective. Especially if followed up with "...remember, kid, you've got nine more of those left." [Ominous stare] __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-29-2011, 07:39 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	So my kids' school has a huge papier mache whale hanging near the general office, near several favorite meeting spots. And where several hallways meet. it was made by kids as part of a Focus Study. We like to give directions around the school using the whale as a landmark. who wouldn't? Scrip Store is held near the whale. Scrip now has a facebook presence. So I decided to create a page for the whale that people can check in at/that I can enter as an official location for the Scrip Store. Now all I want to do is make shark/dophin and particularly whale penis jokes....... I'mm'a get kicked out of that place, one of these days...... ..and no it doesn't. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-03-2011, 12:43 PM	#11
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	This past weekend I told people about the Gordon Ramsey doppleganger porn star dwarf who was found dead in the badger (was it badger?) den. Someone said "I think you have a different internet than the rest of us", and someone else said "what were you searching for to run across that?" __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-03-2011, 12:55 PM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	One of our teachers said she objected to the Charlie and Lola cartoons and books because of the horrible grammar. They're written that way to sound like children. I said, "You don't read much on the internet, do you?" Although I wasn't thinking of the Cellar, it being a haven in this respect. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-04-2011, 12:10 AM	#13
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	..and no it doesn't. YET !!! Someone said "I think you have a different internet than the rest of us", and someone else said "what were you searching for to run across that?" I Get the same reaction , But the folks I work with Know im Weird !!??!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-04-2011, 08:51 AM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yeah, I find my friends strangely lacking in knowledge of just what is out there. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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