Awesome Pick Up Lines..... - Page 2

10-12-2011, 01:57 AM

Ha pretty amusing, try this one!
Hey are you a thief cause someone's just stole my wallet. (instead of cause someones just stole my heart)

classicman · 10-12-2011, 11:30 AM

hmmm...

BigV · 10-12-2011, 11:53 AM

Quote:

I can grant you a wish. If that wish is to be nailed in a public bathroom.

My fave from this short and... irregular list.

Gravdigr · 10-29-2011, 11:17 AM

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Wanna screw?

Gravdigr · 10-29-2011, 11:19 AM

Jimmy Buffett has an entire (great) (nsfw lyric) song that fits perfectly here:

wolf · 10-29-2011, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryu Nagita

Well me and my friends were bored one day and we started listing horrible pick up lines and well one of them cam up with this (do not mean to affend any one)

"Are you jewish cause your on fire"

That would work a lot better if you substituted "A Buddhist Monk" for "Jewish."

Real true story ...

In the nerdiverse pickup lines are different.

Used successfully on me ...

"Compared to you and I most people have the IQ of a carrot."

HungLikeJesus · 10-30-2011, 12:03 PM

That's what I call irony.

Zac · 03-07-2012, 03:27 PM

Do you work at subway cause every time I see you i get a foot long

Gravdigr · 03-15-2012, 04:26 PM

"Excuse me, Miss? Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?"

BigV · 03-15-2012, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

"Excuse me, Miss? Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?"

verrrry funny. That one came up this weekend when I was watching "The Vanishing" with my girlfriend.

We might try it sometime...

Gravdigr · 03-19-2012, 05:35 PM

I had this chick one time (at band camp), she wanted to eat a handful of pills to knock herself completely-the-fuck-out, and then wanted me to video myself doing whatever I wanted to do to her so she could watch it later. Whatever I wanted to do. Her idea.

Didn't go through with it, I started to feel like I was being set up. I mean, she could have said later she didn't want to do that, that I drugged her, raped her while she was unconscious, or whatever. Too many bad possibilities.

ZenGum · 03-19-2012, 06:10 PM

Smart move, dude, that video would look pretty dodgy.

Clodfobble · 03-19-2012, 10:18 PM

Whoa. Yeah, big alarms going off. You were right to get far, far away from her.

Undertoad · 03-20-2012, 08:24 AM

How's she going to paint your house if she's knocked out?

BigV · 03-20-2012, 02:44 PM

"...paint my house..."

LOL!

10-12-2011, 11:30 AM	#17
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	hmmm... __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-29-2011, 11:19 AM	#20
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Jimmy Buffett has an entire (great) (nsfw lyric) song that fits perfectly here: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-30-2011, 12:03 PM	#22
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	That's what I call irony. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

03-07-2012, 03:27 PM	#23
Zac Kinda New Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1	Lolz Do you work at subway cause every time I see you i get a foot long

03-15-2012, 04:26 PM	#24
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"Excuse me, Miss? Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?" __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-12-2011, 01:57 AM	#16
Nigahiga Guest Posts: n/a	Ha pretty amusing, try this one! Hey are you a thief cause someone's just stole my wallet. (instead of cause someones just stole my heart)

03-19-2012, 05:35 PM	#26
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I had this chick one time (at band camp), she wanted to eat a handful of pills to knock herself completely-the-fuck-out, and then wanted me to video myself doing whatever I wanted to do to her so she could watch it later. Whatever I wanted to do. Her idea. Didn't go through with it, I started to feel like I was being set up. I mean, she could have said later she didn't want to do that, that I drugged her, raped her while she was unconscious, or whatever. Too many bad possibilities. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-19-2012, 06:10 PM	#27
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Smart move, dude, that video would look pretty dodgy. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-19-2012, 10:18 PM	#28
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Whoa. Yeah, big alarms going off. You were right to get far, far away from her. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-20-2012, 08:24 AM	#29
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	How's she going to paint your house if she's knocked out?

03-20-2012, 02:44 PM	#30
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	"...paint my house..." LOL! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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