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Old 11-16-2011, 11:23 PM   #31
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I might give mustard and sauce a try soon, whenever I have my next hot dog. I don't know who Bart or Brett are as I'm not aware what sport they're from lol. I would probably have to say Alfie because I play in the halves for my team. But Gordie's great too!
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:05 AM   #32
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I don't know who Bart or Brett are as I'm not aware what sport they're from lol.
Heh. Mav, that's kind of like the 'which do you prefer, ketchup, or mustard' bit.

Bart & Brett Maverick were two brothers in an old American western series. (Mel Gibson had a movie based on this series.)

Sometimes we quiz newbs on their preferences for completely random things.

Like:

Mustard or ketchup?
Bart or Brett?
Belt or suspenders?
Katy Perry or Marilyn Manson?
Cats or dogs?
Vodka or bourbon?
Black eyeliner or sparkles?

Wait, this was a kid, wasn't it?

Maverick, nevermind all that.
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Old 11-17-2011, 08:16 AM   #33
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Bart or Brett would have had me stumped.
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:44 AM   #34
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Hi Maverick. I'm the Panda King and I hang out at the old sewage lagoon. I can tell you all the tricks on wooing women.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:23 AM   #35
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Hi Maverick. I'm the Panda King and I hang out at the old sewage lagoon. I can tell you all the tricks on wooing women.
That's because your women are tricks.
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Old 11-17-2011, 11:28 AM   #36
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Yeah, that American mustard we get here is wussy. No kick at all!
Blame the French!
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:36 PM   #37
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That's because your women are tricks.
You'd be surprised what you can get for an RC Cola and a Moon Pie.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:53 PM   #38
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You'd be surprised what you can get for an RC Cola and a Moon Pie.
bzzzt. what is heartburn?
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Old 11-18-2011, 05:42 AM   #39
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You'd be surprised what you can get for an RC Cola and a Moon Pie.
Ha!

Hi Mav, welcome aboard!
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Old 11-18-2011, 01:49 PM   #40
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bzzzt. what is heartburn?
bzzzt. What is How a Smokey Mountain hooker gets paid?
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Old 11-18-2011, 10:15 PM   #41
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Hey girls and boys, Maverick, our newest member at this time, is my 14yr old son, so go easy on him huh? He's signed in to make his thankyou's to Clod for the hat thing, but maybe he'll stick around and post a bit if he feels like it, or maybe not. Anyway, just don't be too mean to him straight up.
So, I guess that means no 'Yo momma' slams until at least week two.
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Old 11-18-2011, 11:49 PM   #42
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haha...not unless you want to get double slammed back.
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Old 11-20-2011, 03:47 AM   #43
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I'm late to the party again :p

Hallo Maverick, welcome to the Cellar. I'm sure your mum's clued you in on most of the stuff to watch for, but just in case she hasn't: the Cellar is perfectly safe and lovely, just don't open the red door.




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