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Old 01-20-2012, 11:49 AM   #4381
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Old 01-20-2012, 12:46 PM   #4382
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That's our current favorite joke:

Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Old 01-20-2012, 12:49 PM   #4383
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Yeah. It seems really familiar.

I looked for a Far Side version that they might have taken it from, but found nothing. There are at least 2-3 other "tastes funny" clown eating comics out there, but no Far Side version that I can see.
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Old 01-20-2012, 01:00 PM   #4384
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It's an oldie but a goodie.

I searched for a Far Side once a long time ago and couldn't find it either: the one with the giant bee in the backseat of the car.
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Old 01-20-2012, 01:01 PM   #4385
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Or 'the second to the last of the Mohicans.'

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Old 01-20-2012, 01:43 PM   #4386
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That's our current favorite joke:

Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
The smaller parts can be joking hazards.
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Old 01-20-2012, 01:49 PM   #4387
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Old 01-20-2012, 04:46 PM   #4388
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The smaller parts can be joking hazards.
that was funny shel!!
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Old 01-20-2012, 09:30 PM   #4389
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So, you guys got me to looking at farside comics on google images, HOLY CRAP I forgot how freakin funny these are!!!

Anthropologists!!! Anthropologists!!!
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Old 01-21-2012, 07:20 PM   #4390
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We have the complete Far Side in hardcover. I have laughed myself sick looking at those books.
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Old 01-21-2012, 10:44 PM   #4391
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Old 01-21-2012, 11:34 PM   #4392
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In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame,
two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams
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Old 01-22-2012, 11:20 AM   #4393
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cm, I like that quote so much, I am thinking of changing my IRC tagline from "Ezekiel 23:19-20" to that. LOL
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Old 01-22-2012, 11:29 AM   #4394
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In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame,
two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams
One of my favorite quotes from "1776" (although it's changed a little).
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Old 01-23-2012, 12:12 AM   #4395
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She’s single…
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my family room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door…

I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, “I just got home, and I am so horny!
I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?”

I immediately replied, “Nope, I’m free… I have no plans at all!”

Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?”
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