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Sundae · 12-16-2012, 03:26 PM

Mine is really quite extreme. For example I sneeze when I log on, or if I got back to the white Google screen.

You know how some people feel a sneeze coming on and look at a bright light? (if not, then let me assure you, some do)
I can imagine a bright light and bring on a sneeze.

My sneeziest city ever was Venice, because it's all bright sunlit squares and shadowy passageways. My husband would count from the time we came into the sunlight. He rarely got to five. If I hadn't already sneezed by then I was shaking my head slowly and breathing through my mouth, trying to ride it out.

I sneezed three times writing this.

ZenGum · 12-16-2012, 06:00 PM

Don't you wish there was a photic orgasm reflex?

Well, maybe not, actually.

orthodoc · 12-16-2012, 06:11 PM

That could be quite inconvenient. And - all sorts of things. How about an anti-photic orgasm reflex? Although that could be a problem in movie theaters ... guess we women will have to stick with the SRFO.

ZenGum · 12-16-2012, 06:15 PM

Quote:

an anti-photic orgasm reflex?

Like, when you blink?

Exhausting.

orthodoc · 12-16-2012, 06:24 PM

Not quite that sensitive! I was thinking when you're plunged into persistent darkness. But still impractical.

Clodfobble · 12-16-2012, 07:17 PM

Yeah, cuz he'd always be like, "baby, let's leave the lights on," and the chick would be all, "you selfish dick."

ZenGum · 12-16-2012, 07:40 PM

Blindfold for her, lights for him. Oooohhhh yeah.

orthodoc · 12-16-2012, 07:47 PM

There you go, all problems solved. Except that nobody would ever get any sleep.

footfootfoot · 12-17-2012, 11:41 AM

There was some woman who recently killed herself because she had some sort of perpetual orgasm disorder/ very sad/

BigV · 12-17-2012, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by orthodoc

There you go, all problems solved. Except that nobody would ever get any sleep.

Or maybe tha's just a signal that you're not done yet.

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Sundae · 12-18-2012, 05:15 AM

V, I think you have got sex and sexual assault mixed up there...
Ouch!

footfootfoot · 12-18-2012, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

V, I think you have got sex and sexual assault mixed up there...
Ouch!

pure gold

footfootfoot · 12-18-2012, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

There was some woman who recently killed herself because she had some sort of perpetual orgasm disorder/ very sad/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...s-suicide.html

orthodoc · 12-18-2012, 07:46 AM

Wow. I'd not heard of that before. Very sad.

ZenGum · 01-06-2013, 01:04 AM

I have a cold.

It is hot.

This is no longer funny.

12-16-2012, 03:26 PM	#4741
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Mine is really quite extreme. For example I sneeze when I log on, or if I got back to the white Google screen. You know how some people feel a sneeze coming on and look at a bright light? (if not, then let me assure you, some do) I can imagine a bright light and bring on a sneeze. My sneeziest city ever was Venice, because it's all bright sunlit squares and shadowy passageways. My husband would count from the time we came into the sunlight. He rarely got to five. If I hadn't already sneezed by then I was shaking my head slowly and breathing through my mouth, trying to ride it out. I sneezed three times writing this. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-16-2012, 06:00 PM	#4742
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Don't you wish there was a photic orgasm reflex? Well, maybe not, actually. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-16-2012, 06:11 PM	#4743
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	That could be quite inconvenient. And - all sorts of things. How about an anti-photic orgasm reflex? Although that could be a problem in movie theaters ... guess we women will have to stick with the SRFO. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

12-16-2012, 06:24 PM	#4745
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Not quite that sensitive! I was thinking when you're plunged into persistent darkness. But still impractical. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

12-16-2012, 07:17 PM	#4746
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Yeah, cuz he'd always be like, "baby, let's leave the lights on," and the chick would be all, "you selfish dick." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

12-16-2012, 07:40 PM	#4747
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Blindfold for her, lights for him. Oooohhhh yeah. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-16-2012, 07:47 PM	#4748
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	There you go, all problems solved. Except that nobody would ever get any sleep. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

12-17-2012, 11:41 AM	#4749
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	There was some woman who recently killed herself because she had some sort of perpetual orgasm disorder/ very sad/ __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-18-2012, 05:15 AM	#4751
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	V, I think you have got sex and sexual assault mixed up there... Ouch! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-18-2012, 07:46 AM	#4754
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Wow. I'd not heard of that before. Very sad. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

01-06-2013, 01:04 AM	#4755
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I have a cold. It is hot. This is no longer funny. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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