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Old 02-04-2013, 08:10 PM   #451
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There are somewhere around 200-, 250-, and 300-million guns in the US, depending on who/what you read.

Here's a pic graph of the distribution of guns in the US, by State.

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But sometimes it's hard to get a visual image of large numbers, like how many is 250 million ?

It turns out there are about 250,000,000 automobiles currently registered in the US.
So for every car you see, there's a gun out there.
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:10 AM   #452
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On that chart, is Louisiana the only one with over 20 deaths/100 grand people? Maybe Nevada too but it's hard to tell with the lines.

Louisiana is SCARY. Geez Louise, you're the shootinest tootinest state East of the Pecos.
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Old 02-06-2013, 10:36 AM   #453
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"Louisiana is SCARY"

HA!

Yeah, we're all packin' down here.

For example: lil old ladies (to keep from gettin' mutilated) got holdouts tucked into dainty handbags (along with used tissues, heart medications, and pocket rockets).
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Old 02-06-2013, 10:38 AM   #454
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What in Sam Hill is a pocket rocket?

They also have those foldy uppy little plastic rain hats, that are about the size of a matchbook 'til you unfold them. Magic!
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Old 02-06-2013, 10:45 AM   #455
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ocket%20rocket

#1 and #4


Foldy rain bonnets: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Old 02-06-2013, 10:49 AM   #456
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Louisiana is SCARY. Geez Louise, you're the shootinest tootinest state East of the Pecos.
I read "tootinest" as "toothless", which is also appropriate.

http://www.statemaster.com/graph/hea...-natural-teeth
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:59 PM   #457
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Teeth? We don' need no stinkin' teeth!

Here, in Looseeanna: we're all fat, stupid, drunk, and toothless.









The truth is: the above is not terribly off the mark.

In my work, I get about (far and wide)...really: there are a god-awful number of fat, stupid, drunk, and toothless folks in this state (not so much in the north, but, in the south: overflowing).

Me: scrawny, sober, and toothed (stupid: debatable).
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:36 PM   #458
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a flow chart actually. higher res version:
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Old 02-06-2013, 04:20 PM   #459
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That's actually pretty good. My only complaint is that they don't have my beer.
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Old 02-06-2013, 05:19 PM   #460
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Old 02-06-2013, 05:52 PM   #461
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That's actually pretty good. My only complaint is that they don't have my beer.
Me too. Moose Drool is my regular fare
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Old 02-06-2013, 07:20 PM   #462
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Fosters???!!!

Pfffft. Would not lower myself to wash my feet in it.
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Old 02-06-2013, 07:28 PM   #463
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Have we had this yet?

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Old 02-06-2013, 07:53 PM   #464
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