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Old 02-20-2013, 01:44 PM   #1
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Jodi Arias / Oscar Pistorius MMA Cage Match PPV

Just an idea.

Who are your contenders?
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Old 02-20-2013, 02:36 PM   #2
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Old 02-20-2013, 02:38 PM   #3
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Jodi. She used several lethal methods (shooting, stabbing and slitting his throat) all while managing to take pics of it and what did Pistorius do? Simply shot someone. Big deal.
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Old 02-20-2013, 02:39 PM   #4
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Oh! Contenders.....


Charlie Manson and whoever else is as old as he is still in prison.
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Old 02-20-2013, 03:06 PM   #5
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:10 PM   #6
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I was thinking Monica Lewinsky vs. Paula Broadwell
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:11 PM   #7
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Are you two paying me back for arsing up Monster's thread? The midwest gal mafia?
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:40 PM   #8
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Trilby, have you head about the bloodied cricket bat at the Pistorius residence?

(police are still looking for the stumps. #Brit humour)
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:54 PM   #9
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Are you two paying me back for arsing up Monster's thread? The midwest gal mafia?



No, really, i was trying to illustrate how little i knew about the subject(s).

In a bratty way. Sorry.
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Old 02-21-2013, 05:20 AM   #10
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Jodi. She used several lethal methods (shooting, stabbing and slitting his throat) all while managing to take pics of it and what did Pistorius do? Simply shot someone. Big deal.
Is Arias a big deal? I never heard of her until this thread.

The Pistorius trial is going OJ.
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Old 02-21-2013, 07:15 AM   #11
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Is Arias a big deal? I never heard of her until this thread.
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Old 02-21-2013, 07:16 AM   #12
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Arias is a big deal because she's very, very beautiful and extremely well spoken in front of the camARA (as Jenna would say).

She's totally guilty, in Arizona where the murder took place and is facing the death penalty but they won't kill her, she's way, waaaaay too hot. Plus she won the Maricopa County Inmate Christmas Carol contest (an American Idol sort of thing) so there's that. She actually sung 'O Holy Night' and sung the words 'when the soul felt it's worth' with nary a trace of irony.

first she said she wasn't there.
then she said she WAS there but two masked intruders came in and ONLY killed him. Yeah, masked intruders are known for leaving live victims hanging about.

NOW she says he was abusive towards her and it was self defense. She's gone from Blonde and Bombshell to mousy brown and GLASSES. it's a wonder. google her. She's a prototype psychopath in a Marilyn Monroe body. Oh yeah, she shot him, stabbed him many times and slit the shit out of his throat. I saw the pics. I know, I'm a ghoul but what can I say. she is pretty fascinating.
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Old 02-21-2013, 10:41 AM   #13
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It fascinates me how a psychopath/sociopath's mind works. sometimes crazy is just crazy. No rhyme or reason. I wonder if his model GF was leaving him and he said "no you aren't" bang bang bang. Feel sorry for me I have no legs
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Old 02-21-2013, 10:55 AM   #14
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What I like is the juxtaposition of hot girls.

Building on Tril's theory of hot girls being murdered a lot, we can look at these two murders and compare and contrast.

In one scenario: hot girl was murdered probably for being a hot girl who was getting the heck out. Hot girls are rarely allowed to leave quietly. There will, at the very least, be much gnarling and gnashing of teeth.

In the other scenario: hot girl kills the crap out of the guy. Stabs him 50 billion times AND slits his throat AND shoots him in the head. So this hot girl (and I'm going out on a limb here) must have shown some sociopathic tendencies at some point or another. But that's OK. She was hot.

This is all scientifically quantifiable. If you will endulge me, we can view the Crazy-Hot Scale mathematics below.

Basically, it comes down to this: Hot Girl! Kill or Be Killed!
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Old 02-21-2013, 12:21 PM   #15
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Yeah, what Tril said. It's really amazing to watch her performance. Pysch classes should be required to study her trial and testimony. They shouldn't kill her so they can study her.

I thought about putting her in a cage match with OJ.

But moving away from ghoulishness, how about a match between...
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