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04-21-2014, 07:52 PM
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tha's funny!
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04-25-2014, 02:41 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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04-27-2014, 11:28 PM
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Back in 10
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04-29-2014, 06:36 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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04-29-2014, 06:43 PM
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04-29-2014, 08:33 PM
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I can hear my ears
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A man was standing in an elevator when a very elegant woman in a long red silk dress boards. Almost as soon as it begins to move again, the elevator gets stuck between floors. There is an awkward period while the man and woman stand there, glancing at each other covertly as the silence stretches on. The man sniffles a bit, looking over at her out of the corner of his eye. The woman shifts slightly, leaning away a bit further.
No longer able to restrain himself, the man turns to the woman and says, "Madame, this may sound forward, but can I smell your vagina?" Aghast, the woman says, "NO! how rude!" The man shuffles his feet and mutters, "Huh. ...must be your feet."
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05-01-2014, 04:49 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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That's great.
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05-05-2014, 07:22 PM
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05-05-2014, 09:29 PM
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My father always had a lot of good stories. When the weather was good he would spend a lot of time during school, not in school. One day walking along a fence in the woods he heard a rattlesnake, stopped and located the snake. Thinking 'OK I know where you are', he stepped back, heard another snake behind him. The next thing he knew he was on the other side of the fence, and didn't remember how he got there.
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05-05-2014, 09:56 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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and then Sherry laughed
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05-06-2014, 12:11 PM
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Hahaha!
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05-06-2014, 07:04 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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05-06-2014, 08:25 PM
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I can hear my ears
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05-07-2014, 06:02 PM
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I was (I think it was) The Simpsons the other night and someone referred to something not being very useful:
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05-08-2014, 12:11 AM
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The future is unwritten
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Tear it out.
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