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Dammit Wolf, I fucking told you to make sure you close the door of the van!
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07-13-2014, 07:27 PM
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NSFW!!! NSFW!!! NSFW!!!
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07-13-2014, 08:59 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Of the 2000+ crappy kid jokes in Minifobette's book, one finally made me laugh.
What kind of computer sings the best? Adele. |
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07-13-2014, 09:58 PM
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Bahahahaha!
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07-15-2014, 01:37 PM
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There was an outbreak of uncontrollable laughter at the local Catholic Church.
The priest said that it was mass hysteria.
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07-15-2014, 01:55 PM
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07-18-2014, 02:27 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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07-18-2014, 05:26 PM
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I can hear my ears
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Ha ha... I get it. Well, sometimes when I've been drinking anyway
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07-18-2014, 08:42 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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07-21-2014, 07:21 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Middle aged...
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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07-22-2014, 07:29 PM
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The future is unwritten
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A poum fer ya...
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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07-30-2014, 12:13 PM
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BREAKING...
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07-30-2014, 01:01 PM
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So many folks seem to be constitutional experts these days...
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07-31-2014, 12:17 AM
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The future is unwritten
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Are you religious?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist." "Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God." "Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God." "Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915." I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
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07-31-2014, 12:46 AM
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Radical Centrist
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Location: Cottage of Prussia
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That's classic Emo Philips so we will have to link to it. This is the long version, so the bit starts in earnest at 2:00, but everything leading up to it is also hilarity. This version with Italian captions is the best quality of it on the t00b.
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