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Old 10-14-2014, 01:10 PM   #5176
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Old 10-14-2014, 01:24 PM   #5177
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Do not believe to the cat.
It ate.
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Old 10-14-2014, 01:29 PM   #5178
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Why it is better to be unshaven
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Old 10-14-2014, 01:40 PM   #5179
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Old 10-14-2014, 01:41 PM   #5180
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Old 10-14-2014, 03:34 PM   #5181
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Old 10-14-2014, 03:44 PM   #5182
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Do not believe to the cat.
It ate.
(at 6:40 p.m.)


HA HA HA!
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Old 10-14-2014, 03:45 PM   #5183
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An elderly Jewish man is struck by a car. A pedestrian stops and pads up his jacket, putting it under the man's head and asks him, "Are you comfortable?"
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Old 10-14-2014, 05:06 PM   #5184
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Old 10-17-2014, 03:57 PM   #5185
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Old 10-17-2014, 04:03 PM   #5186
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Old 10-17-2014, 04:51 PM   #5187
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Old 10-17-2014, 11:08 PM   #5188
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Old 10-18-2014, 02:11 PM   #5189
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Old 10-19-2014, 03:54 PM   #5190
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