Nightmare Fuel - Page 18

xoxoxoBruce · 07-02-2015, 02:12 PM

Arkansas boy wakes in pain and pulls a 4 inch centipede out of his ear.

Gravdigr · 07-02-2015, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

don't move, huge spider, while I look you up on the internet to figure out whether to smash you

"DIGR SMASH!!!"

Carruthers · 07-07-2015, 01:38 PM

Deadly snake makes escape via 20ft-high telephone wire

Police reveal alarmed locals living in Anglesey, North Wales, reported seeing a Burmese python crawling along the wire and down a drainpipe

A deadly python terrified locals by making a bid for freedom across a telephone wire 20ft in the air.

In scenes "like a horror film" the 12ft-long pet snake escaped from its tank before slithering upstairs and escaping from a bedroom window.

Police were called after alarmed locals living in Anglesey, North Wales, reported seeing the Burmese python crawling along the wire and down a drainpipe.

Sergeant Rob Taylor, from North Wales Police's rural crime unit, took to Twitter to share skin-crawling pictures of the snake on Monday afternoon.

He said the snake had managed to make it across the wire to the opposite house and was halfway down the drainpipe before it was finally captured.

The python - who hasn't been named - was returned safely to his owner with advice on keeping him secure.

Tweeting from his @NWPRuralCrime account Sgt Taylor: "The vast majority of people who own reptiles keep them in secure tanks - but for those who don't this is a timely reminder to do so."

Other web users living on the Welsh island expressed their horror at the image of the python's high-wire escape act.

Timothy Rees Davies wrote on Facebook: "It looks like something from a horror film. They can be very dangerous, its lucky somebody spotted it. It could killed someone, no joke."

While Mary Lewis tweeted: "I would have ran a mile. It sends chills down my spine just looking at it."

Henry Peters added: "Where's Samuel L Jackson when you need him? Forget Hollywood, we need him here in Anglesey."

The Burmese python is native to a large variation of tropic and sub-tropic areas of Southern and Southeast Asia.

It is of the five largest snakes in the world and capable of constricting an adult to death.

They often live near water but are good climbers and can be found in the treetops of jungles catching birds.

Special care is required when handling them as a three-metre long Burmese python is capable of killing a child and a five-metre long snake is capable of overpowering and killing a fully grown adult.

Daily Telegraph

Sundae · 07-07-2015, 03:00 PM

I think that's rather lovely, actually.
I wouldn't want it in my rat cage (or my bed!) but I wouldn't describe seeing it 20 feet up as a horror movie.

Gravdigr · 07-07-2015, 03:07 PM

Kill it. Kill it with ICBMs.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-07-2015, 04:47 PM

No, ICBMs might take down the phone wire and it could take forever to get the phone company to fix it.

Clodfobble · 07-07-2015, 05:42 PM

12 feet is pretty freaking big. No way that guy has it in an enclosure big enough for an animal of that size.

Happy Monkey · 07-08-2015, 02:24 PM

A learning experience in surgery.

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He took his scissors and incredibly, before my eyes, and with no warning or preparation of any kind, cut a one-inch hole in the cava.

After everyone reacted with horror, the author now claims it was a fictional account. I don't believe her.

Gravdigr · 07-08-2015, 03:09 PM

Imagine the patient getting hold of this info.

The ♪ ♫lawsuit♪ ♫ would have been ♪ ♫Awesome♪ ♫.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-08-2015, 05:34 PM

Reading Monkey's post I read cadaver instead of cava, so reading the link I figured no big deal. Then a little way into it I realized it was a real live patient.

Yeah, the disclaimer sounds like a CYA move.

Sundae · 07-08-2015, 10:27 PM

He accused her of being ginger.
That's racist.

Gravdigr · 07-10-2015, 01:20 PM

GAH!!!

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glatt · 07-10-2015, 01:33 PM

Sure, you can make anything look big with trick photography. Here's another shot of that broom.
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Gravdigr · 07-10-2015, 01:44 PM

Yeah, it's identical...

glatt · 07-10-2015, 01:46 PM

they actually say at the link that it's a full sized broom.

Please to be killing it with fire now.

07-02-2015, 02:12 PM	#256
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Arkansas boy wakes in pain and pulls a 4 inch centipede out of his ear. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-07-2015, 01:38 PM	#258
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	Deadly snake makes escape via 20ft-high telephone wire Police reveal alarmed locals living in Anglesey, North Wales, reported seeing a Burmese python crawling along the wire and down a drainpipe A deadly python terrified locals by making a bid for freedom across a telephone wire 20ft in the air. In scenes "like a horror film" the 12ft-long pet snake escaped from its tank before slithering upstairs and escaping from a bedroom window. Police were called after alarmed locals living in Anglesey, North Wales, reported seeing the Burmese python crawling along the wire and down a drainpipe. Sergeant Rob Taylor, from North Wales Police's rural crime unit, took to Twitter to share skin-crawling pictures of the snake on Monday afternoon. He said the snake had managed to make it across the wire to the opposite house and was halfway down the drainpipe before it was finally captured. The python - who hasn't been named - was returned safely to his owner with advice on keeping him secure. Tweeting from his @NWPRuralCrime account Sgt Taylor: "The vast majority of people who own reptiles keep them in secure tanks - but for those who don't this is a timely reminder to do so." Other web users living on the Welsh island expressed their horror at the image of the python's high-wire escape act. Timothy Rees Davies wrote on Facebook: "It looks like something from a horror film. They can be very dangerous, its lucky somebody spotted it. It could killed someone, no joke." While Mary Lewis tweeted: "I would have ran a mile. It sends chills down my spine just looking at it." Henry Peters added: "Where's Samuel L Jackson when you need him? Forget Hollywood, we need him here in Anglesey." The Burmese python is native to a large variation of tropic and sub-tropic areas of Southern and Southeast Asia. It is of the five largest snakes in the world and capable of constricting an adult to death. They often live near water but are good climbers and can be found in the treetops of jungles catching birds. Special care is required when handling them as a three-metre long Burmese python is capable of killing a child and a five-metre long snake is capable of overpowering and killing a fully grown adult. Daily Telegraph __________________

07-07-2015, 03:00 PM	#259
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I think that's rather lovely, actually. I wouldn't want it in my rat cage (or my bed!) but I wouldn't describe seeing it 20 feet up as a horror movie. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

07-07-2015, 03:07 PM	#260
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Kill it. Kill it with ICBMs. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-07-2015, 04:47 PM	#261
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No, ICBMs might take down the phone wire and it could take forever to get the phone company to fix it. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-07-2015, 05:42 PM	#262
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	12 feet is pretty freaking big. No way that guy has it in an enclosure big enough for an animal of that size. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-08-2015, 03:09 PM	#264
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Imagine the patient getting hold of this info. The ♪ ♫lawsuit♪ ♫ would have been ♪ ♫Awesome♪ ♫. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-08-2015, 05:34 PM	#265
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Reading Monkey's post I read cadaver instead of cava, so reading the link I figured no big deal. Then a little way into it I realized it was a real live patient. Yeah, the disclaimer sounds like a CYA move. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-08-2015, 10:27 PM	#266
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	He accused her of being ginger. That's racist. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

07-10-2015, 01:20 PM	#267
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	GAH!!! Info __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-10-2015, 01:33 PM	#268
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Sure, you can make anything look big with trick photography. Here's another shot of that broom.

07-10-2015, 01:44 PM	#269
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yeah, it's identical... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-10-2015, 01:46 PM	#270
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	they actually say at the link that it's a full sized broom. Please to be killing it with fire now.

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