Humor...I Need Humor... - Page 359

busterb · 10-11-2015, 03:26 PM

Life Saver.

fargon · 10-11-2015, 04:02 PM

I like that Buster.

Gravdigr · 10-12-2015, 05:30 PM

Careful. The pro-muslim atheists will get ya.

Gravdigr · 10-12-2015, 05:54 PM

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xoxoxoBruce · 10-13-2015, 01:59 AM

Jack goes to his friend Mike and says "I'm sleeping with the Pastor's Wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the service for me?" Mike doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.

After the service, he starts talking to the Pastor, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the Pastor gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to. Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Pastor "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied".

The Pastor smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says "You'd better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago!"

Sundae · 10-13-2015, 07:35 AM

It took me about three tries to get that!

DanaC · 10-13-2015, 08:29 AM

yeah that was funny.

The rabbit though - the rabbit doing a shadow hand had me chortling for several minutes.

glatt · 10-13-2015, 08:55 AM

I love the rabbit!

And I didn't see the punchline coming in the pastor joke, I love it when that happens.

infinite monkey · 10-13-2015, 12:23 PM

OK, I'll fess up: I don't get the pastor joke? Help?

Happy Monkey · 10-13-2015, 12:29 PM

There were two people being held up in the church for an hour.

infinite monkey · 10-13-2015, 12:30 PM

Ohhhhhhhhh.

Thank you, HM!

BigV · 10-16-2015, 12:16 PM

um, so.... not a necrophilia joke?

Gravdigr · 10-16-2015, 12:46 PM

Not necessarily...

Gravdigr · 10-17-2015, 01:52 PM

They "balanced" an egg on Jeff's head (NSFW Language):

xoxoxoBruce · 10-17-2015, 02:06 PM

Nothing personal, Grav, I'm sure everyone will like that... but...

I don't think that's funny. I know I'm in a tiny minority, but "pranks" don't amuse me. I've seen too many people singled out repeatedly, not me, because everyone who knew me, knew I would fuck them up. Yeah, my Ex-2 acused me of not knowing how to play. Maybe, however the shame and sometimes injury to people/property is not funny to me.

Now back to your regularly scheduled giggles.

10-11-2015, 03:26 PM	#5371
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Life Saver. Attached Images __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

10-11-2015, 04:02 PM	#5372
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I like that Buster. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

10-12-2015, 05:30 PM	#5373
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Careful. The pro-muslim atheists will get ya. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-12-2015, 05:54 PM	#5374
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-13-2015, 01:59 AM	#5375
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Jack goes to his friend Mike and says "I'm sleeping with the Pastor's Wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the service for me?" Mike doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees. After the service, he starts talking to the Pastor, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the Pastor gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to. Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Pastor "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied". The Pastor smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says "You'd better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago!" __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-13-2015, 07:35 AM	#5376
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	It took me about three tries to get that! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-13-2015, 08:55 AM	#5378
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I love the rabbit! And I didn't see the punchline coming in the pastor joke, I love it when that happens.

10-13-2015, 12:23 PM	#5379
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	OK, I'll fess up: I don't get the pastor joke? Help?

10-13-2015, 12:29 PM	#5380
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	There were two people being held up in the church for an hour. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

10-13-2015, 12:30 PM	#5381
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Ohhhhhhhhh. Thank you, HM!

10-16-2015, 12:16 PM	#5382
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	um, so.... not a necrophilia joke? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-16-2015, 12:46 PM	#5383
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Not necessarily... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-17-2015, 01:52 PM	#5384
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	They "balanced" an egg on Jeff's head (NSFW Language): __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-17-2015, 02:06 PM	#5385
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nothing personal, Grav, I'm sure everyone will like that... but... I don't think that's funny. I know I'm in a tiny minority, but "pranks" don't amuse me. I've seen too many people singled out repeatedly, not me, because everyone who knew me, knew I would fuck them up. Yeah, my Ex-2 acused me of not knowing how to play. Maybe, however the shame and sometimes injury to people/property is not funny to me. Now back to your regularly scheduled giggles. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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