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06-14-2016, 01:47 PM
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07-29-2016, 10:31 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Picked up a new movie at the liberry today. It stars Maggie Smith. The inch asked "how old is she?" Without missing a beat, the mm (nine) says, "She's time's little sister."
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07-30-2016, 02:18 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Nice!
Great-niece birthday party. I sez, what are you now, twenty five? She sez no, just regular five. |
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07-30-2016, 10:12 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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Fantastic.
How's infinity these days?
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07-30-2016, 11:06 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Infinitely working.
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07-31-2016, 01:53 PM
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08-04-2016, 02:43 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Minifob and -fobette are playing Twister, except the spinner is kind of broken so Minifobette is just calling out whatever move amuses her the most.
Minifobette: "Right hand, red." Minifob: "What? Oh my god!" Minifobette: (absolutely deadpan) "Don't complain. This is your life now." |
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08-04-2016, 03:13 PM
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Radical Centrist
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08-04-2016, 04:02 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Takes after her mom
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08-04-2016, 04:20 PM
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08-04-2016, 09:15 PM
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Are you knock-kneed?
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Can that go on top? It's awesome.
(whatever that space under the monkey is called) She's certainly in control of her brother, huh. Poor guy, he's in for it for a long time...lol.
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08-04-2016, 09:20 PM
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Radical Centrist
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Like that, the whole quote?
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08-04-2016, 09:54 PM
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Are you knock-kneed?
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Perfect. Thank you.
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08-04-2016, 10:39 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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 Aw. I've never had (okay, inspired) a tagline before. You guys reminded me, there's another thing I was going to post of hers a couple weeks ago and then got distracted. She writes this ongoing series of stories about a girl named Julie Williamson and her various adventures. Recently there was one about a bunch of weather disasters happening in the town, and finally the young heroine sleuthed out that someone had time traveled and met his or her future self, and that had created a "weather chaos" paradox. So she asked everyone in town, and the mayor confessed... Quote:
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