The WTF NSFW thread - Page 323

Big Sarge · 07-25-2016, 10:20 PM

I know most of you will not see the humor in this, but I know some guys who just might end up with a tattoo like this.

Gravdigr · 07-26-2016, 12:49 PM

Excellent.

This is my candidate for Best Tattoo Ever:

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Big Sarge · 07-27-2016, 12:57 AM

Wow. That is awesome. Really awesome

Big Sarge · 07-27-2016, 01:03 AM

This is my new avatar on a military forum.

Clodfobble · 08-15-2016, 03:01 PM

Not an image, but I felt it was safer to stick this in an officially NSFW thread... I am looking for a slang word, and urbandictionary and the like won't let me search definitions instead of words.

What do you call the bit of foreskin after it has been cut off in a circumcision? I was under the impression it was called a "chode/choad" or "choda," but an episode of "The League" just informed me I was wrong. That's apparently just a fat dick. But there is a word for the bit of foreskin, I know there is.

elSicomoro · 08-15-2016, 03:33 PM

Frenulum?

fargon · 08-15-2016, 03:33 PM

According to Answers.com it is still called a foreskin.

Gravdigr · 08-15-2016, 03:52 PM

I saw numerous references to 'circumcised foreskins'.

I was prepared to supply 'prepuce', but...I don't think that's correct, in this instance, anyway.

Perhaps a search of the part of the Torah dealing with the procedure in question would produce results. The Jewish seem to have a word for everything.

Gravdigr · 08-15-2016, 03:55 PM

Just call it the 'tag end'.

footfootfoot · 08-15-2016, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

What do you call the bit of foreskin after it has been cut off in a circumcision? I was under the impression it was called a "chode/choad" or "choda," but an episode of "The League" just informed me I was wrong. That's apparently just a fat dick. But there is a word for the bit of foreskin, I know there is.

1. Choda, et al, means 'taint, as in "it ain't the asshole or the prick (or vagina) cf Weeds, S01E05

2. Choda can also mean a dick that is fatter than long, what English speaking people sometimes call a "muffin dick"

3. Circumcision is the practice of removing the foreskin (clue is in the title) so after it has been removed it is still a foreskin. Although you may embellish with adjectives like, "the offensive in God's eyes..., or "It's not genital mutilation when God says it's ok..." "Am I just really sun-stroked or should we all cut off our foreskins?"

The elephant in the room, Miss Thing, is why are you asking?

Spexxvet · 08-16-2016, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

...the elephant in the room, Miss Thing, is why are you asking?

Interesting choice of words, because the guy who circumcises elephants doesn't get paid much, but the tips are big

footfootfoot · 08-16-2016, 10:12 AM

Gravdigr · 08-16-2016, 02:52 PM

Outstanding, Spexx!

Gravdigr · 08-29-2016, 12:56 PM

Yeah, no, I ain't eatin' that.

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xoxoxoBruce · 08-29-2016, 01:31 PM

Free the boobs...

07-25-2016, 10:20 PM	#4831
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07-26-2016, 12:49 PM	#4832
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07-27-2016, 12:57 AM	#4833
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Wow. That is awesome. Really awesome __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

07-27-2016, 01:03 AM	#4834
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	This is my new avatar on a military forum. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

08-15-2016, 03:01 PM	#4835
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Not an image, but I felt it was safer to stick this in an officially NSFW thread... I am looking for a slang word, and urbandictionary and the like won't let me search definitions instead of words. What do you call the bit of foreskin after it has been cut off in a circumcision? I was under the impression it was called a "chode/choad" or "choda," but an episode of "The League" just informed me I was wrong. That's apparently just a fat dick. But there is a word for the bit of foreskin, I know there is. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-15-2016, 03:33 PM	#4836
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Frenulum?

08-15-2016, 03:33 PM	#4837
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08-15-2016, 03:52 PM	#4838
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I saw numerous references to 'circumcised foreskins'. I was prepared to supply 'prepuce', but...I don't think that's correct, in this instance, anyway. Perhaps a search of the part of the Torah dealing with the procedure in question would produce results. The Jewish seem to have a word for everything. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-15-2016, 03:55 PM	#4839
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Just call it the 'tag end'. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-16-2016, 10:12 AM	#4842
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	__________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-16-2016, 02:52 PM	#4843
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Outstanding, Spexx! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-29-2016, 12:56 PM	#4844
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yeah, no, I ain't eatin' that. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-29-2016, 01:31 PM	#4845
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