Humor...I Need Humor... - Page 367

BigV · 09-01-2016, 11:24 PM

Knock knock

Then you say, who's there?

Then I say, broken pencil.

BigV · 09-02-2016, 02:31 AM

C'mon, then you say, broken pencil who?

glatt · 09-02-2016, 08:33 AM

Broken pencil who?

lumberjim · 09-02-2016, 09:26 AM

Ah... There's no point....?

BigV · 09-02-2016, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

Ah... There's no point....?

:rimshot:

Gravdigr · 09-02-2016, 01:54 PM

Your knock-knock jokes suck!

lumberjim · 09-10-2016, 02:53 PM

Here ya go tarheel

captainhook455 · 09-10-2016, 10:31 PM

A man goes to a house of sin. The madam said all the girls are taken for the night. All we have left is a big chicken. A big chicken the man says, well if that is all you have. He goes in a big room surrounded by mirrors. Even the ceiling. He takes his clothes off and the big chicken is brought in and they get it on.
He comes back next week and says I want a room with the big chicken. The madam says the big chicken is not here tonight and all the girls are busy. Come to this room and have a drink until a girl is ready. The room is dark and there is a bar with a fellow staring through a glass. The man sits and through the glass is a man in a big room getting it on with 3 women. He says to the other patron that this is pretty good and the guy said, you think this is good. You should have been here last week. There was a guy in there with a big chicken.

tarheel

captainhook455 · 10-03-2016, 11:24 AM

Even though I can't see the other jokes as this thread is blank on my screen I shall endeavor to bring y'all a sophisticated joke.

A waiter picked up a bowl of soup for a customer. The customer said hey why do you have your thumb in my bowl of soup? Waiter said, I have arthritis in my thumb and the doctor told me to keep my thumb in a warm moist spot. Customer says why don't you stick it in your a$$. Waiter said Thats where it was before I picked up this bowl of soup.

tarheel

lumberjim · 10-03-2016, 11:57 AM

That blank screen thing happens to me on Tapatalk in this thread too. Swipe the screen sideways to the right, and it will go back a page, swipe it back, and the posts show

Clodfobble · 10-03-2016, 05:21 PM

Ooh, I'll have to try that one--happens to a handful of other threads, but always this one. The workaround I found was to go back to the thread list, choose "Jump to First Post" instead, then scroll down and choose the "last page" navigation arrow.

classicman · 11-04-2016, 10:27 AM

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BigV · 11-05-2016, 01:20 PM

I laughed.

captainhook455 · 11-06-2016, 06:37 AM

A man from Texas and a lady from New Jersey were talking in a bar. They discussed the usual things about which state had the most of like roads, parks, bars etc. The lady finally said, how big is your pecker?
Texan said, five inches. Lady was like what? My husband in NJ has five inches. Texan says, wide?

tarheel

Gravdigr · 11-06-2016, 01:07 PM

I can fill a tuna can.

09-01-2016, 11:24 PM	#5491
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Knock knock Then you say, who's there? Then I say, broken pencil. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-02-2016, 02:31 AM	#5492
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	C'mon, then you say, broken pencil who? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-02-2016, 09:26 AM	#5494
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Ah... There's no point....? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-02-2016, 01:54 PM	#5496
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Your knock-knock jokes suck! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-10-2016, 02:53 PM	#5497
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Here ya go tarheel __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-02-2016, 08:33 AM	#5493
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Broken pencil who?

09-10-2016, 10:31 PM	#5498
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	A man goes to a house of sin. The madam said all the girls are taken for the night. All we have left is a big chicken. A big chicken the man says, well if that is all you have. He goes in a big room surrounded by mirrors. Even the ceiling. He takes his clothes off and the big chicken is brought in and they get it on. He comes back next week and says I want a room with the big chicken. The madam says the big chicken is not here tonight and all the girls are busy. Come to this room and have a drink until a girl is ready. The room is dark and there is a bar with a fellow staring through a glass. The man sits and through the glass is a man in a big room getting it on with 3 women. He says to the other patron that this is pretty good and the guy said, you think this is good. You should have been here last week. There was a guy in there with a big chicken. tarheel

10-03-2016, 11:24 AM	#5499
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	Even though I can't see the other jokes as this thread is blank on my screen I shall endeavor to bring y'all a sophisticated joke. A waiter picked up a bowl of soup for a customer. The customer said hey why do you have your thumb in my bowl of soup? Waiter said, I have arthritis in my thumb and the doctor told me to keep my thumb in a warm moist spot. Customer says why don't you stick it in your a$$. Waiter said Thats where it was before I picked up this bowl of soup. tarheel

10-03-2016, 11:57 AM	#5500
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	That blank screen thing happens to me on Tapatalk in this thread too. Swipe the screen sideways to the right, and it will go back a page, swipe it back, and the posts show __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-03-2016, 05:21 PM	#5501
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Ooh, I'll have to try that one--happens to a handful of other threads, but always this one. The workaround I found was to go back to the thread list, choose "Jump to First Post" instead, then scroll down and choose the "last page" navigation arrow. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-04-2016, 10:27 AM	#5502
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	... Attached Images __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-05-2016, 01:20 PM	#5503
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I laughed. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-06-2016, 06:37 AM	#5504
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	A man from Texas and a lady from New Jersey were talking in a bar. They discussed the usual things about which state had the most of like roads, parks, bars etc. The lady finally said, how big is your pecker? Texan said, five inches. Lady was like what? My husband in NJ has five inches. Texan says, wide? tarheel

11-06-2016, 01:07 PM	#5505
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I can fill a tuna can. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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