I have named your stairs

monster · 07-19-2020, 10:49 PM

If you don't have any in your home, tough.

From the entrance level, stairs that go up shall be named thusly:

1: Potato
2: Duck
3: Musketeer
4: Skin
5: Alive
6: Sex
7: Down
8: Snowman
9: Cat
10: Der
11: Legs
12: Eggs
13: monster

...And stairs that go down.....

1: Day
2: Laxative
3: Imelda
4: Tune
5: Vwls
6: T9
7: Reflex
8: Infinite
9: No
10: Boris
11: Oneteen
12: Poodles
13: Hand Basket

If you have 14+ stairs in any one flight, you are weird and live in a lighthouse and all remaining stairs are called Bob. Except for that one.

07-19-2020, 10:49 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I have named your stairs If you don't have any in your home, tough. From the entrance level, stairs that go up shall be named thusly: 1: Potato 2: Duck 3: Musketeer 4: Skin 5: Alive 6: Sex 7: Down 8: Snowman 9: Cat 10: Der 11: Legs 12: Eggs 13: monster ...And stairs that go down..... 1: Day 2: Laxative 3: Imelda 4: Tune 5: Vwls 6: T9 7: Reflex 8: Infinite 9: No 10: Boris 11: Oneteen 12: Poodles 13: Hand Basket If you have 14+ stairs in any one flight, you are weird and live in a lighthouse and all remaining stairs are called Bob. Except for that one. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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