Effed Up Holiday Songs

[Shawnee123]

We got our daily update with this in the quote section:

“HARK ! ! ..the HEARLDED AnGELS sing.

Well, my sister-in-law, another funny guy, and I ran with it, and came up with this list of Christmas/holiday songs as would be presented by the lady who always apologizes for the "incontinence":

Old Lane Sign
Grandma got runned over by a raindeer.
Way in the Manager.
Did you see what I seen?
Deck them halls
Rudolf the rednose raindeer
The waffle song (here we come a-waffling among the leafs so green)
What child is them?
Slay ride
I seen mommy kissing santa claus
Hollylooya cores
Do them knows its christmas?
The Stockings Was Hung By the Chimley With Care (I knoooowwwww it’s not a song)
Who dis Baby Daddy? (What Child Is This?)(My favorite: the official christmas song of the Jerry Springer show)
Blew Christmas
I Seen Mommy Kissin’ Sam and claws

Any more?