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05-05-2008, 12:05 AM | #11 |
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> A father watched his young daughter playing in the
> garden. He smiled as He reflected on how sweet and > pure his little girl was. Tears formed in His eyes > as he thought about her seeing the wonders. > Suddenly she just Stopped and stared at the ground. > He went over to her to see what work Of God had > captured her attention. He noticed she was looking > at two Spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two > spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her > father replied. 'What do you call the spider on > top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her > father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy > Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart > soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent > question he Replied 'No dear. Both of them are > Daddy Longlegs.' The little girl, looking a little > puzzled, thought for a moment, then Took her foot > and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not > having any Of that broke-back mountain s**t in our > garden!'
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