The Irish American Inquisition
- Whom did Claudine Longet shoot?
- Can you touch your tra la la?
- At which ports do you moor most often?
- How long since you opened an oyster in a month without an R?
- Do you drive better when you are drunk? (Never is not an option)
- Have you ever simultaneously sneezed, farted, and hiccuped while you were peeing?
- Do you want to spoil the party or will you go?
- What is your favorite color Necco wafer?
- Do you have a fever of unknown origin?
- Idi Amin: Prophet or Lunatic?
- What is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one?
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