Three True, One False - aka Glatt's Game

[smoothmoniker]

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker

- The artists I've played keyboards for have sold a combined total of over 30 million albums.

True. Melissa Etheridge and Nelly Furtado make up the lion's share of that.

- I was adopted at birth, and raised by wolves. Well, not wolves exactly, but fundamentalists.

True. Not only are they fundamentalists, they embrace the label. Well, my mom does at least.

- I can read 7 languages, but only speak 3.

FALSE! I can read 3 (English, Spanish, Old Dead Greek) and only speak 2 (English, Spanish)

- I once drank 16 alcoholic beverage in an evening (Vegas), and awoke the next morning with no hangover, nothing, zip, nada. The liver of the Irish, that's what I've got.

So true. Ah, good times.

Feel free to be personally abusive in your comments.

I'm very disappointed by the quality of personal abuse received in the replies. You can do better, people!