The Laziest Thing Ever Done

footfootfoot · 12-10-2013, 01:52 PM

Two Corsicans were sleeping in a tree and the Corsican on the lower branch called up to his friend in the branches above and said "Hey, buddy, do me a favor and look down here and tell me if my fly is open."

The guy in the upper branches says "No. Look yourself. I'm sleeping."

"Come on, man. Help me out, just look down and check if my fly is open."
"I told you I'm too tired. Find out for yourself if your zipper is open.
"Aww man, just look."
"NO."
"Ahh fuck it, then. I'll wait until tomorrow to piss."

(No nuns fainted in the telling of this joke)

12-10-2013, 01:52 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Two Corsicans were sleeping in a tree and the Corsican on the lower branch called up to his friend in the branches above and said "Hey, buddy, do me a favor and look down here and tell me if my fly is open." The guy in the upper branches says "No. Look yourself. I'm sleeping." "Come on, man. Help me out, just look down and check if my fly is open." "I told you I'm too tired. Find out for yourself if your zipper is open. "Aww man, just look." "NO." "Ahh fuck it, then. I'll wait until tomorrow to piss." (No nuns fainted in the telling of this joke) __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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