There's Lumberthing I don't want to tell you

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

No. He was down in his room in the basement. He came up when he heard yelling after Ripley told Shelby to call 911.

Holy Fucking Shit, I assumed they just found her after the event

He also sent me a mock obituary she had done. Presumably for a college assignment. She was survived by her mother, her brother and her dog. Dated October 2028. Cause of death, falling into the grand canyon.

I must have been dead already by then.

This is eating my ass.

DO NOT let this eat your ass. If it's mock and/or a college assignment, it's fiction.

My best friend in high school told every foreign language examiner that her mother was a pilot and her father was dead. Neither were true, but she got shorter exams with fewer unprepped questions than everyone else....