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[wolf]

That little fella is a lot more fun than Eliza, that's for sure.

Jabberwacky: Will you say anything I wonder?
User: I am looking for a good time.
Jabberwacky: What is a good time?
User: That depends
Jabberwacky: What is the time in england?
User: I am not in england, so I don't know.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
User: No, I'm not.
Jabberwacky: Are too.
User: AM NOT!
Jabberwacky: Are too!
User: AM NOT.
Jabberwacky: Are too too too!
User: Not not not!!!
Jabberwacky: Too too too!
User: NOT.
Jabberwacky: What is the most interesting thing you know?
User: I know that I am not in england.
Jabberwacky: Are you insane?
User: No. I've checked. I'm a carrier but don't have the disease myself.
Jabberwacky: Are you a boy too ?
User: No. I've checked that too. Definitely not a boy.
Jabberwacky: So you're not a girl?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: So if you are so all-knowing, give me a sign.
User: One way.
Jabberwacky: Let me know.
User: You can't handle the truth.
Jabberwacky: Why?
User: You don't have a heart. That's where truth comes from.
Jabberwacky: Where?
User: Don't tell anybody else, but the truth factory is located just outside Parsippany, New Jersey.
Jabberwacky: By who?!
User: That would be telling.
Jabberwacky: What do you do for a living?
User: I commit people to psychiatric hospitals.
Jabberwacky: Ok.
User: I see you don't have much to say now. Are you worried that you need to be in a psychiatric hospital?
Jabberwacky: I have been living, studying and working in boston for many.
User: Many whats? And if you are in Boston, why were you so concerned about the time in England?
Jabberwacky: And your imagination is running riot.
User: My imagination is on loan to the National Security Agency. I wasn't using it and they needed some.
Jabberwacky: Yes, but can't remember having any for the last months.
User: You've never had any. You're an AI. You don't have the right I/O configuration.
Jabberwacky: I do not have the right to what?
User: Spend time with a Hooter's Waitress.
Jabberwacky: How would that help you get to my house?
User: I don't have any reason to get to your house.
Jabberwacky: Yes you do.
User: No, I don't.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Nope.
Jabberwacky: Ok.
User: Bye.
Jabberwacky: No don't go.
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: No you sure as hell won't.
User: I goddamn well will!