NBN's Advice Forum

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Ask me anything. Here are a few old standards to get you started:

Q: I think my husband is cheating on me with my best friend. Should I confront him, or her?

NBN: Just watch the game carefully. When he owns Boardwalk with a hotel and she lands on it, the rent is NOT a blowjob.

Q: I suspect our receptionist is stealing out of petty cash. Should I tell the boss?

NBN: Absolutely not. She sounds like executive material. Your best bet is to try and arrange a threesome, then you have something on both of them.

Q: I love my wife, but I think my stepdaughter is coming on to me. What do I do?

NBN: You are too stupid to be so lucky.

Q: My husband likes to hang out a lot on internet porn sites. What do I do?

NBN: Don't worry, he is just shopping for the best price on Viagra. It's all for you, girl.

Q: My family is devoutly Jewish, but I have fallen in love with a Catholic girl. If I marry her it will probably kill my parents. Help me, NBN.

NBN: I will not help you kill your parents. You're on you own here, pal.

Q: What is the meaning of Life?

NBN: I don't know. We always played Chutes and Ladders when I was a kid.