This is not porn

[clumsy_boy]

Ok, first introductions, I am new to Cellar, but I have been following this thread for a bit now, and I finally decided to join, seeing as how I have new information!
Yes, that is right ladies and gents, there is something you guys don't know

and here it is: I recently purchased a shirt from thisisnotporn, and it came with a certificate of authenticity, and on said certificate, I found that this was written:

"She sits alone, crying in the darkness. She is married to the Dolphin. A future lived in past tense. The Walls are closing in. Only time will tell, if she knew him well. Who's missing? Count it up. Put it all together and find the hidden place. You've almost found here. She can only wait for you, there... in the darkness of paradise. TIME TO DANCE"

That is exactly as it is written, and anywho, I hope I have managed to help to further the cause!