Corrupted Wish

[Crimson Ghost]

Originally Posted by mrnoodle

I wish I had worked out this summer.

Ah, but you did.
You worked out so much that you body has become a hard, chisled, godlike icon to all that know you. But, now, you are a slave to working out. You work out so much that your ego says that you can benchpress more than you should. In the final seconds of your life, as the 900 pound-laden bar slams into your neck, nearly severing your head, the last thought in your mind is "This will end badly."

I wish Microsoft would stop programming Windows to crash on a regular basis.