Calling All Studmuffins

[xoxoxoBruce]

Here's your chance, guys!
Studmuffin auditions are being conducted by Heidi Fleiss. Yup, that Heidi Fleiss.
She's converting a brothel in Pahrump, NV into Heidi Fleiss' Stud Farm, for the ladies.

She plans to remodel the building, located outside the town of Pahrump, Nevada, west of Las Vegas near the California border, with skylights, marble tiling, palm trees and waterfalls, and hopes to reopen the business within two months.

Fleiss said she is aiming for an initial stable of about 20 male prostitutes who would charge $250 an hour -- far less, she said, then the fees paid by clients of the call-girl ring she ran a decade ago.

So hurry, hurry, hurry, get your resume in fast. You could make big bucks feeling cheap and used.