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Old 06-26-2006, 11:05 PM   #11
Elspode
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Oh, come on, guys. There is only *one* real and revealed truth of the Living God embodied in his only son, Jesus Christ. Accept Jesus as your personal savior and live forever in Heaven, or reject him and burn for eternity in Hell. That's all anyone needs to know. There's no need for discussion, really. Its the Truth. Yup. The Truth. Yessiree. Pure plain and simple Truth.

Now...send your money to:

Elspode
Grandview, MO 64030

Don't worry about the apparently incomplete address...God will make sure that the cash gets to me. That's one of the perks you get for advertising for Him, you know.
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