I'm new here! So hello! (I need a map and a guide)

Cicero
"To claim a name is to claim an exact mode of collapse."
lhatcher
The Gardener
orthodoc
The older I get, the less I know

OMG, can't y'all see what's really going on in this thread. These new people here are in obvious need of help; but, just don't know who in particular they can turn to. Please help them as soon as you possibly can lumberjim ...

Welcome Cicero, lhatcher, and orthodoc. Don't worry, you'll get the attention you need ... ...