The Cellar is your 12-step Program

[HungLikeJesus]

I came up with this this morning in the shower. It doesn't feel finished, but I ran out of hot water. (I'm not really happy with at least one line.)

The Cellar is your 12-step program
The Cellar is your neighborhood bar
The Cellar sits below the surface
You can't get here in your car

The Cellar is your 12-step program
Hello, my name’s HLJ
I once tried to leave The Cellar
But the others made me stay

The Cellar has rooms for every interest
The Cellar has drinks for every taste
Charles Bukowski’s in the back room
Making love to Princess Grace

The Cellar is your 12-step program
Hello, my name’s HLJ
I don’t really have a problem
I just came in to start my day

One day I saw Paris Hilton
Spread upon a table bare
One day I passed Hillary Clinton
Weeping on the bottom stair

There was more, but I thought it should end with Hillary. For now...