Are Mommy and Daddy Terrorists?

[xoxoxoBruce]

The Center for Rational Debate website has a page called Kids' Corner.

If you want to make sure that your parents aren't terrorists, follow this simple checklist, and ask yourself if your parents do any of these things:

1) Do they seem excessively concerned about the environment?
2) Do they say bad things about President Bush, the Iraq War, Republicans, or conservatives?
3) Do they seem excessively concerned about poverty or poor people?
4) Are they friends with any flamboyant homosexuals?
5) Have they ever told you that gay people are okay?
6) Do they say bad things about Jesus or Christianity?
7) Do they praise Mohammed or Islam?

If you said "yes" to any of the questions above, your parents are probably terrorists. Now is not the time to panic. Report them to the FBI and the Department of Homeland security before they find out that you've been to this website and kill you. If you do this quickly enough, the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security can step in and save your life.

Believe it or not, there is actually more at the link.