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HungLikeJesus · 12-06-2007, 03:02 PM

What's green and hangs in trees?
Giraffe boogers.

What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.

What's the difference between snot and brussel sprouts?
Kids will eat snot.

Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked up at the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"

A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How do you get a tissue to dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan

Where do cantalopes go in the summer?
John Cougar's Mellon Camp

Why is it important to be quiet in church?
Because people are sleeping.

12-06-2007, 03:02 PM	#11
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Safe for kids What's green and hangs in trees? Giraffe boogers. What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley! What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. What's the difference between snot and brussel sprouts? Kids will eat snot. Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked up at the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?" A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?" How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie in it. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan Where do cantalopes go in the summer? John Cougar's Mellon Camp Why is it important to be quiet in church? Because people are sleeping. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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