Humor...I Need Humor...

[lumberjim]

The man there said, "Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep
>her occupied for so many weeks, except... the Voodoo Penis!"
>
>The husband said "The what"? The man repeated " The Voodoo Penis" and
>pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and
>said, "It looks like a dildo!"
>
>The man then pointed to the door and said, "Voodoo Penis, door!"
>
>The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding
>the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much that a
>crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said "Voodoo Penis,
>return to box!" and the penis stopped and returned to the box.
>
>The husband bought it. He took it home to his wife, and after the husband
>had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Voodoo Penis. She
>undressed, opened the box and said "Voodoo Penis, my crotch". The penis
>shot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind
>shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough.
>She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to
>tell her how to turn it off. So she put her clothes on, got in her car and
>started for the hospital.
>
>On the way, another incredible intense orgasm made her swerve over the
>road. A police officer saw this and pulled her over. He asked for her
>license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.
>
>Gasping and twitching, the woman said "I haven't had anything to drink
>officer. You see, I've got this Voodoo Penis stuck in my crotch and it
>won't stop screwing me......"
>
>The officer looked at her for a second , sho ok his head and said. "yeah
>right....Voodoo Penis my ass...!"
>
>The rest, as they say, is history.