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Rumors
I've always wanted to work for The Onion. I believe that I have a sufficient feel for the absurdities of everyday life to make up plausible news stories that connect with current large and small memes.
For Example:
Joe the Plumber in new film role. Hollywood sources claim that Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher has been selected for a role in the upcoming remake of Dr. Strangelove. Mr. Wurzelbacher will play the role of Major T.J. 'King' Kong made famous by Slim Pickens. When asked if he had seen or heard of the original movie, Mr. Wurzelbacher stated "My agent told me that it's some kind of comedy and it's not porn. I'm really glad it's not porn. I love comedy. Everyone I know tells me I can be real funny."
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01-07-2009, 09:55 PM
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