Nothing Is Worse Than...

[Juniper]

This is a phrase I hear all the time, and it always strikes me as being a bit silly. People say things like "there's nothing worse than making a sandwich and finding out your bread is moldy..." etc. and I think, well yes, in fact, there are millions of things worse than that. I mean, your teeth could fall out. Your dog could die. A meteor could fall on your house. That would be worse.

Anyone else ever notice that one and find it a little bit silly?

Well, in the interest of humor -- what else is there "nothing worse than?" You know, funny things. Not sad things. We all know there's always something that could be worse.

I'll start.

There's nothing worse than walking barefoot through your house at 6 a.m. and stepping on something squishy.

Your turn.