dude, thats my car

[where are the fnords]

So a few months back my wife pulls her voodoo over me or something
and gets me to buy a NEW CAR (yeah im an idiot)
BONUS it was done inside city limits/ YAY SALES TAX
Then it turns out the economy tanked and its now worth NEW
almost fivegrand less them my current balance. .

But now when I get into arguments with my wife over other things
I KEEP BRING THIS UP> our parents told us to wait for the car.
WE WOULD BE IDIOTS FOR GETTING A NEW CAR.
should i trade it in for a different one and hope for a reduction or credit
or will i be forever upside down on this stupid
nicely made foreign hunk of metal and plastic.

I am really fine taking the bus and dont see why she clings to the damn thing.
I guess im to green or something, as i dont see why we need these death traps.
I wouldnt actually mind if it just went POOF! one day
except id probally have to pay them at this point to take it.
IDEAS? helpful suggestions to influence the misses?

pretty sure "THEY" are watching me
so paying someone to steal it is out of the question.