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Subject: Ten Truths About Life



Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
can die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down
the stairs.

Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, laying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a
substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

Number 2 In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 TRUTH: 'Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do
today, might burn your ass tomorrow.'