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Old 04-11-2010, 11:17 PM   #11
monster
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My baby dreams of Nerf

He just came halfway downstairs and said " blurble vlurvle blurble.... I'm going to lie on your bed, OK?"

Why? said I

"I've run out of Nerf darts" said he.

"Oh, OK", I said, "wait, I'm coming"....

So I go to him and say "I'll get you some more Nerf darts, OK? But it's better if you're in your bed"

"Oh OK"

....yup fast asleep, eyes wide open...

so I follow him to his bed to make sure he gets there OK -it's a top bunk

He snuggles down so I say "do you have your darts now?"

"No"

"OK, I'll send someone in with them."

"OK" he says, as he closes his eyes and starts that cute snore they do....

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