Gulf coast oil spill

Shawnee123 · 06-22-2010, 08:54 AM

Top Ten Ways Tony Hayward Can Improve His Image
Letterman's Top Ten

10.Catch Osama

9.Contaminate waters around a country like North Korea

8.Reveal secret behind his soft and lustrous curly hair

7.Apologize on The Golf Channel

6.Shoot new BP commercial where he viciously is pecked by angry pelicans

5.Join team Coco

4.Get a job at Poland Spring; accidentally dump a billion gallons of water into the gulf

3.Improve his image, are you kidding? He's doing great!

2.Hang out at BP station, let customers inflate his ass with air hose

1.Dial it back from "arrogant bastard" to "smug pr***"

06-22-2010, 08:54 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Top Ten Ways Tony Hayward Can Improve His Image Letterman's Top Ten 10.Catch Osama 9.Contaminate waters around a country like North Korea 8.Reveal secret behind his soft and lustrous curly hair 7.Apologize on The Golf Channel 6.Shoot new BP commercial where he viciously is pecked by angry pelicans 5.Join team Coco 4.Get a job at Poland Spring; accidentally dump a billion gallons of water into the gulf 3.Improve his image, are you kidding? He's doing great! 2.Hang out at BP station, let customers inflate his ass with air hose 1.Dial it back from "arrogant bastard" to "smug pr***" __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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