What are the Job Requirements for Being a Bank Cashier?

[monster]

Because apparently being able to count is not one......

At the Pool's bank, I have to put all coins (even if there are only 5 of them) in the change counting machine before I bank them. When the machine is broken..... oh lordy....

The first time, they told me they couldn't accept my deposit. I told them, they damn well better, so I ended up visiting with the manager who manually counted them with her nail extensions. slowly.

A few days ago, the clerk was horrified to learn the machine was broken. I offered to stack the coins for her to make it easier. She didn't get how it would make it easier. She buggered of and got a coin counting frame. And still failed to stack the fuckers in there correctly. And she picked up the coins one by one off the flat counter with her fingernails (except for the ones I stacked). I coulda stacked and counted a thousand dollars in pennies in the time it took her.... the youth of today.... sheesh......