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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
Try this out next time someone comes asking for help,
lean back in your chair and look them right in the eye while you massage your nipple while telling them that it makes you kind of sparkly when they ask for your help "that way" then wink.
You should be left alone at least until HR calls you in.
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Originally Posted by infinite monkey
Won't work. I tried it last week and there were 30 people lined up outside my office, waiting to see me.
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Maybe they want to see you all "sparkly."